No Cares 💁

"I think gay people should be a allowed to marry, they should suffer the same as straight people!" - Dolly Parton.

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[officialdollyparton]

#dollyism

[epochayur-deactivated20150920]

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

[miyku]

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right? me :  

[crazymanjoel-deactivated2017010]

Trying to teach etiquette to an Australian

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

P1: “The waiter gives you your dish, but it’s not the one you ordered. What do we say?”

P2: “ ‘Scuze me, cunt- WRONG.”

[tinakris]

@darlingheda pls

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[violetsisterhood]

i hope they are all very happy

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

She’s going to heaven

[dollyrebaharrylouis]

I'm a mess

[graveconversations]

💧 that is a raindrop, a tear or drool 💦 that is very sinister never use that

[dasfreefree]

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

[blazeofgold-deactivated20190921]

it’s easy to spot an angel you just gotta start telling a story in a group situation when people are too busy talking over each other to hear you. look for that one person who notices and makes eye contact and smiles encouragingly till you’ve finished talking– that’s the angel. same genus as that friend who, when everyone else is jokily slagging you off about something, notices that one comment has hit a nerve and subtly changes the subject or says something in your defence. these people are pure and go straight to heaven.

[methhomework]

[cyberbees-deactivated20191123]

I’M CLEAN

[cyberbees-deactivated20191123]

i took

a shower

[s3xnoise]

are u ever simultaneously having a good time and on the verge of an extreme mental breakdown 

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”