Live. Laugh. Lobotomy.

⚰️ chlo ⚰️ David Dastmalchian DNI 🫶🏻

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you know David is 51 in like a day so it's really time to get that colonoscopy

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just a quick check with fingers wouldn't go astray and I have access to google we can wikihow this

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[realifecupcake]

𝒟octors office .

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oh mental pain is back hello

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you know David is 51 in like a day so it's really time to get that colonoscopy

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[arielmh]

David Dastmalchian in The Creep Tapes

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new mysterious scratch on my body WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM

[boykavalier]

David Dastmalchian as Jeff Braun THE CURE (2026) dir. Nancy Leopardi

[pandalikeelf]

Creep (2014) // The Creep Tapes 2.1

[graveconversations]

there is something terribly wrong with this cranberry juice idk if it's the brand but I keep drinking it anyway

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need some new David content I feel like I'm being starved. I am WASTING AWAY

[lucy-harker]

KATHY BATES as ANNIE WILKES MISERY (1990) dir. Rob Reiner

[striders]

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[popularsizes]

Small Husband (2019) and Small Husband 2 (2026) by Phomohobes. Found material paper collage.

[graveconversations]

David work up a sweat I need electrolytes