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[fluffimemes]

MC: ...What are you doing?

Lucifer, spreading toothpaste on toast: I'm multitasking.

[doloozzi]

This is so cursed - im imagining him doing this when hung over. Also, me too.

[bubblesbubblesdolphins-deactiva]

My friend asked me why I have a fries before guys sticker if I'm not a lesbian. Girlie I may not be a lesbian but I'm not into guys either.

[doloozzi]

As a men enjoyer....

fries before guys anyway.

[doloozzi]

A Brief Note on Sick Days

You need to take time to actually rest and recover. Take care of yourself. You deserve that. A day home from work or school is yours because you need it. If you are unwell, that does not just mean you do the same amount of work (or more) as you usually would, just from home. If you weren’t well enough that day to go, you shouldn’t be expected to have been well enough to do everything. Please, I know it’s difficult, but it’s important to advocate for yourself in these scenarios. 

[doloozzi]

Oh dear - 

[doloozzi]

don't tempt me like this

[doloozzi]

I feel like shit for no reason.

The reason is probably that I don't take care of myself, but like who's to say, right?

I'm sure that my forty three minutes of sleep and lack of sustenance and withdrawals have absolutely nothing to do with it.

It's a mystery, really.

[doloozzi]

Shit like this is really getting me through my day. 

[doloozzi]

Never have i heard anything more true

[doloozzi]

INSPIROBOT STOP TELLING ME TO GET NAKED AND DO COCAINE I AM IN AN ACADEMIC ENVIRONMENT THIS CAN WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME

[doloozzi]

Inspirobot, my beloved...

[doloozzi]

The fact that I’m in econ class and not with my beloved partner right now is homophobic. I’m considering this to be a hate crime. 

[doloozzi]

Notes on Pissing at school

Currently pissed that when I have to piss it takes me three times as long as my cis classmates because the gender neutral bathroom is on the other side of the bathroom and ALWAYS occupied. I’ve missed a lot more class time due to this. 

[natural-selections]

Here's a fun, nerdy, post to start your day! Have you ever seen a turtle skeleton??

[doloozzi]

I haven’t found a whole skeleton (although I vaguely remember seeing one in a museum back when I was a young being), but I’ve found two shells (as well as a skull, and some other assorted bones) while out adventuring and avoiding responsibilities, and yes!! It was so fascinating!! The top of the shell has like a spine fused into it and it is just WOW!! Once I finish cleaning my findings, I’ll share them here. (Might be a while though, since school is going to start soon... ugh.)