Help Me I'm Nub

I love everyone and everything and try to ignore anything that annoys me

[pukicho]

I really need to stop calling people 'slime' as much as I do

[pukicho]

What's the status with your Mario maker level? How many people managed to beat it?

4 out of 26000 ;) 

[dolphin2life]

[surrealmeems]

[dolphin2life]

I 0% can relate

[dolphin2life]

I'm early :D

[pukicho]

The concept of saliva pisses me off. Goo monsters, we are.

[dolphin2life]

Yet we poop

[pukicho]

feel like Jesus would be boring to talk to tbh. I’d be like “you like Nintendo?” and he’d go “I love bread with nothing on it”

[dolphin2life]

Bruh its 9pm go to sleep

[pukicho]

I had heard of your blog through a voice actor, I'm happy I have found a legend. You do not dissapoint

A voice actor?? elaborate! 

[dolphin2life]

I heard of you through tumblr shitpost

[pukicho]

I banish thee to the monkey Galaxy 

[dolphin2life]

No,us

[pukicho]

I’ve been subscribed to you for a good few months now, and couldn’t help noticing that every time I go into the messaging menu on mobile, your icon is almost always the first to load. Any ideas why?

Tumblr staff makes sure I’m the most powerful user on here 

[dolphin2life]

The work of an enemy stand!

[pukicho]

Yo how do you ask someone out in a funky way

In a funky way? I dunno, learn bass, play with kendrick, be Thundercat 

[dolphin2life]

You do so by JoJo! posing

[pukicho]

Pink is good, why no one like it

I'm not sure the kinda people ur hanging out with but I surround myself with smart cool people who love the color pink daily

[dolphin2life]

I kachow to Pink,Bro

[pukicho]

Beef jerky chunks atop the toilet seat? Well dont mind it I do, regal cinemas

[trashratofgarbagehill]

W-what does this even mean??

[pukicho]

I feel like I described it perfectly

[dolphin2life]

[dolphin2life]

My new Kar

[pukicho]

Dont fuck with me I kiss you , don't fuck with me

[eggsnu]

Ah and here it is . My favorite fanfic trope

[pukicho]

What the fuck you talking about? I'm REAL

[dolphin2life]

This fanfic getting good by the second

[pukicho]

Dont fuck with me I kiss you , don't fuck with me

[dolphin2life]

Unless..?

[dolphin2life]

The nut

[dolphin2life]

I had a dream where I had a snake in my chest which would burst out soon if I dont get surgery,the surgery was on a Friday and while waiting I was taking to a friend who said I might be crippled or even die after this.I said "Yeah,I know,I'm ready," and realizing I was in a dream.When I woke up I felt my chest and wandered if that dream was real or not for a bit(I was breathing heavily) and then realized it was dream and went back to sleep.