Just Here For The Saw

Sawposting is my passion

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Fun fact: Mark Hoffman isn’t dead. He actually used the wire from his push-up bra to pick the lock around his ankle and escape. Trust me.

[sour-cherrii]

Am I getting laid or a raise

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[kuv8sh5]

why so mad (reposting some art)

[cloroxium]

crushed <𝟑 .ᐟ

[remacant]

Also take shirtless Strahm. Throws him at you.

(Why’s he shirtless? I don’t know. For reasons. And I love the idea that Hoffman fully believes he has a six pack until he takes his shirt off for the first time. Fatter Strahm for the win.)

[storyofsin]

Looking through my GIFs and decided to make a little Hoffman timeline: 1992 [Picket Fences] // 2001 [Above & Beyond] // 2007 [Saw IV]

Angelina died sometime in the late 1990s so '01 would have been well after he began to fall apart but before he met Kramer and became a killer.

[dixxiemaegraphics]

The comments/tags on the last illustration of Hoffman squeezing into the holster harness inspired this. I take no responsibility.

[versoyka]

ok i see what y'all want

[smibberz-deactivated20260207]

this started out as fluff lmao

[dixxiemaegraphics]

Girl whatever

[dixxiemaegraphics]

Save me Detective Big Thick Brickhouse, save me

[cloroxium]

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yeah, i did the two other things i can do, based of the recent swingshipping fic i wrote where hoffman’s basically elvis and sick as a dog. i’m not giving any more context than that.

[cloroxium]

Mark “The Hoff” Hoffman, “When I Get Home on Christmas Day” Photoshoot (1971)

[cloroxium]

lazy day-off strahm sketch cuz i don’t think ive seen enough trans strahm for my liking

[dixxiemaegraphics]

I had people in my tiktok comments AGAIN saying things about my Hoffman art like “he is thin” and “he is not fat”… Which, like whatever, your opinion is one of many so it’s whatever, but it blows me away that not only people go out of their way to comment this—because if you don’t agree with my depiction, like, leave?—but also, he’s NOT thin. He’s NOT a twink. Like, I’m posting this here to see if others agree or what you all think?

Like, sure, sometimes I draw his body differently from time to time, or a bit bigger because I find it pleasing and attractive. But if we are being so realistic, he’s at the very least athletically thick like someone who wrestles or plays American football or rugby, and at the most chubby. Which isn’t a wild thing to say about a middle-aged character who lives the way he does.

It’s not a new discourse, but it’s funny that it’s suddenly popping up in my comments.

Anyways, if you don’t like something like that just ignore it? Draw your own art I guess.

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How brutality feels