[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

The Purple Dragon

[inthefallofasparrow]

[delusion-of-negation]

if you drink that your tastebuds will actually commit suicide

[caustic-light]

Yes I’ll have a long island ice tea but water it down with 4kg of white granulated sugar.

[knightoflodis]

It’s the alcohol guy again!

[delusion-of-negation]

it’s the chocolate guy again (affectionate)

it’s the alcohol guy again (derogatory)

[ambrodesiac]

I feel like I’ve just watched a man create a deadly chemical compound and then take a shot of it and barely even cough

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

That mixture is dragonfruit-grape flavored alcohol poisioning. You take 3 shots and you’re out for a month. 6 shots and your liver quits and retires to Florida. 9 shots and every cell in your body organizes a revolution the likes of which put France to shame again.

[chungledown-bimothy]

[kajirahanifah]

Wo sind die geilen Deutschen? Jeder der das teilt, wird natürlich von uns danach “verfolgt”!

Wir sind aus NRW

[lillisa123456]

Dauergeil in Dortmund ;-)

[xtrempaarhessen]

Nordhessen

[deine-maus]

[amazinherbs]

🌺 T E X T   C L A R I S E

[shemale-domina-sonja-deactivate]

[kajirahanifah]

Wo sind die geilen Deutschen? Jeder der das teilt, wird natürlich von uns danach “verfolgt”!

Wir sind aus NRW

[lillisa123456]

Dauergeil in Dortmund ;-)

[xtrempaarhessen]

Nordhessen

[c--a--b--i--n]

[melaniesexgirl]

Süss. 💋Was mag Daddy seinem Sohn da wohl erzählen.?

[amatorialeita]

[love-looking-for-somthing-deact]

or just me a girl from Huntington Long Island NY

[teenagepuppiesprettypussyhound]

Super

[sparky299]

Absolutely!

[57dukahana]

Of course!!

[laid69]

Yes

[dominus1981]

(via wolfgang53, wolfgang53, malenympho73)

[alex1jd1]

[alexxxthebestvi]

[alex1jd1]

[owned-by-queeng-deactivated2021]

Where would I be mistress

[queeng6]

maybe at work and you come home to this

[owned-by-queeng-deactivated2021]

I’d be able to hear you moan before I even enter the door

[queeng6]

yes true 😳😳

[vividhotsexy]

“No one warns you about the amount of mourning in growth.”

—

(via

bluecolortimemachine

)

[hort-tem]

[drafthearse]

goths: melancholy

emos: depressed

punks: angry

[leaflicker]

titties: out

[folkman86]

[btm4u2fk]

I want some of this cock action in me   ;o

[wolfgang53]

(via stoertebeckersreisen, stoertebeckersreisen, guzzigazz)

[dominus1981]

(via wolfgang53)

[wellbehavedperv]

Reblog to make Tumblr great again!

[pumpkinman2]

🧟‍♂️🎃