sulphur and honey

lo • 31 • uk • fifteenstitches on ao3 • fifteenhickeys on twitter

[calebwittebane]

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I havent been posting because ive been working on a new type of seeking rocket launcher that automatically targets the nearest bright smile or naturally occuring heartfelt exchange

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

[throwbackblr]

[bluemoonstonesy]

we scored 6 goals we should be the winners

[lore-pellegrini]

consolation match today vs actual final tomorrow

[brexitfc]

[clears throat, taps mic] Four example nothing

[jordanpickford]

MOVE JUDE IM TRYNA SEE SUM

[vertonghen]

[gaykeres]

bottling 4-0 should actually get you shot in the middle of the pitch

[hickeyknife]

losing 5-4 because we're not defending would be tuchel's ultimate revenge

[lonelyroommp3]

and so javert you see it’s true this man bears no more guilt than you. who am i?

[jeremiefrimpong]

here's my script for this match that i think would be the funniest: the match ends 5-5. it goes to penalties and everyone misses every single one. still workshopping what happens after that

[kylewalker-peters]

why didn’t he bring on Saka dear god WHY wouldn’t he have brought on Saka on Wednesday WHY didn’t he immediately bring Saka on after we scored WHYYYYY

[brexitfc]

[clears throat, taps mic] Four example nothing

[44prop]

they should take harry kane out back and shoot him like a sickly race horse

[comicalwenger]

england when it's time to play a meaningless game for consolation points: