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rus/eng, professional idiot and procrastinator, practically ancient mf (24)

[slygirlboy]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[not-filyahehh]

i feel so bad when visiting my starter base in minecraft. hi. i just need these three ghast tears. that's it. bye i need to go build my, uh, new base.

[donatunterberger]

can't wait to do this to you if you move to a new base in vintage story

[adastrabbit]

[crabussy]

having a crush is kind of like having influenza except you don't get time off work and you can't get vaccinated against it

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[beingharsh]

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

[donatunterberger]

at that point of my life where i have to position my charger in a specific spot so it actually works

[somafalls]

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[oh-no-its-bird]

Pilot dropped his water bottle underneath the console and it got stuck behind the peddles; They were talking to maintenance and asking them for a giant stick to try and poke it out from under there because obviously, that's a HUGE safety hazard. I finally bullied my way into the cockpit insisting I was small enough to try and just grab it and managed to wiggle under and get it in like 5 seconds flat.

They looked at me in pure awe. I have never felt more powerful.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Artistic rendition

[wordfather]

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

[wordfather]

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[donatunterberger]

paired t-shirt that says "low-functioning necromancer"

[evilwizard]

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

[cryptidexploded]

Can they maybe not

[evilwizard]

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

[nikkiaart]

The gang goes to New York

[dogpuppy]