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| queer | indian | cat lover | anime enjoyer | major |

[emilie786]

reblog your badge of honor fellow vanilla lovers

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[creepymutelilbugger]

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

[roses-blog-of-things-deactivate]

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

[thenumberonevelvetcake]

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

[larken-the-skies]

It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[zsh-official]

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[thepaisleyelf]

The update everyone has been waiting for….

[virtualgirladvance]

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

[beardedmrbean]

This is good information to know.

I might need to culturally appropriate the Asian greeting just to see how it goes.

[emma-d-klutz]

[godbirdart]

stop trying to make every single drawing a magnum opus. you cannot unleash your art ult until you charge it up with a bunch of shitty little doodles first.

[shocotate]

I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

[wickedwonderlandd]

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The orb delights him

[sandersstudies]

Eating when I need food (body hungry, requesting nutrients) and I want it: FUCK yeah this ROCKS

Eating when I don’t need food but I want it: This is okay I’m probably having some small delectable treat. As long as I’m not overeating (ow) this will be enjoyable.

Eating when I don’t need food and I don’t want it: *This is something that some misled parents and caregivers impose and doesn’t apply to me as an abled adult*

Eating when I need food but I don’t want it (maybe sick/nauseous/menstruating, body signals confused, exhausted, waited too long to eat, preferred foods not available, etc.): The Trials and Tribulations of Maintaining This Mortal Flesh Could Never be Comprehended by Any Machine. I Am Burdened with the Unsought for and Unending Task of Providing for a Creature of Meat for my Comprehension to Inhabit. and actually after that banana I am feeling a little better.

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Never start feeding a cat. It will love you and a cat that loves you is the most annoying beast on the planet.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#why not just love it back then#like if i wanted to i could make this a whole thing and send it to my crush but i'll just leave it here

Loving it back makes both you and the cat more annoying

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#so....hows it going with the neighbor's neglected cat....

He's the snuggliest bastard in the entire fucking world thanks for asking

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You guys will never guess what beast is kneading all the skin off my shoulders right now

[heckthatbork]

Having dates turned on is really funny because the time between the first and last post is three days

[prehistoricsilverfish]

TIL my coworker is deathly afraid of cats and today in the car she told me about her tragic backstory. "You see... one day I found a stray on the streets, and I asked my father if we could bring it into the house and keep it as a pet, so he did. And one night while I was sleeping... it came up to me... AND SLEPT ON ME!! 😱😭"

And I'm like girl they're supposed to do that 😭 You brought a cuddle machine into your home, what do you expect???