me, to wo nikamma @siyahidagoat 24/7:

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@donga-hu-mai
me, to wo nikamma @siyahidagoat 24/7:
Hello cutie! I just wanted to ask you to remove me from your taglist of the rp acc! I hope you donβt mind! Thank you.β€οΈ
oke sure no problem π«Ά
Abey bdsk Imran kon?
imran khaan yaar, humara kaptaan imran!!
@uzair-baloch
us khatarnaak concussion ke baad, medical techniques wagera ne to utna kuch kaam nahi kiya...
...lekin @roohzaariya ke saath date par jaana bilkul therapy se behtar kaam kar gaya π«β€
thank you sm meri jaan <33
(found my new favourite spot fr π«Ά)
Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box
Always
"after all this time?"
"always."
Donga and Siyahi Core πππ
Ong bro βπ»π
Donga ki peeth par chaku kyun ghopa?? π₯²π
exkyuj me ye mere saath kya naainsaafi ho rahi hai ππ₯
β¨life updateβ¨
ooc here.
jeena haram hoke rakha hai because pata nahi kis chomu ne socha abhi-abhi pocha lagaye hue marble farsh pe mujh jaise couch potato se jaywalking karwana acha idea hoga
(that chomu was me)
and guess what kya hua. jo gulaati khaya, bollywood levels of physics apply hua mere is dramatic ahh fall me, seedha apne sar pe land kiya maine πππ
and lo and behold hogaya concussion. minor hi tha dw, par maa kasam concussion me itna suffer karna padhega, kabhi nahi socha tha βπ₯
wo hi recovery process chal raha hai mera, loving my life sm rn ππ
@siyahidagoat @afortoru @hamzaalimazari @lakshana-ke-lakshan @thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch @kitty-minnieee @sher-rehman-baloch @faizalbaloch @pallavi-sharma @major-vihaan-shergill @majoriqbalahmedisi @mrs-vihaan-shergill @sushant-bansal @mrs-bansal @ajay-sanyal @misteriadare @rajivsinghhh @tere-naal-nachna @jaskirat-singh-rangi @jasleenkaurrangi @harleenkaurrangi @pinda-here @tojisloft @subhu-99 @rehmandakaitswife @rehmandakaitkithrone @roses-and-iron @seher-rehman-baloch @patakanewswithfuljhadi @goodnightkatherine @shiranisahabkaexplosivepota @shiranisahabkadeadbhatijaa @blinkitshirani @rehmatbaloch @yalinawithdaddyissues @yalinaalimazari @javedkhananimoneylaunderer @arshadpappu @gehra-hua @akshayekhanna @adityami @adityadhar @aditya-dhar @yamigautamdhar @sanpiece @lyari-di-influenca @ishqnama @zehnaaseeb
donga bhaijaan ka kya chal raha hai
@donga-hu-mai aj kal toh bade dates par jaa rahe hai.. π
haa ji wo to hai, deny nahi karunga πβ
out for coffee, with a certain someone π€π
@roohzaariya <3
@siyahidagoat @afortoru @hamzaalimazari @lakshana-ke-lakshan @thesexierbetaofrehmanbaloch @kitty-minnieee @sher-rehman-baloch @faizalbaloch @pallavi-sharma @major-vihaan-shergill @majoriqbalahmedisi @mrs-vihaan-shergill @sushant-bansal @mrs-bansal @ajay-sanyal @misteriadare @rajivsinghhh @tere-naal-nachna @jaskirat-singh-rangi @jasleenkaurrangi @harleenkaurrangi @pinda-here @tojisloft @subhu-99 @rehmandakaitswife @rehmandakaitkithrone @roses-and-iron @seher-rehman-baloch @patakanewswithfuljhadi @goodnightkatherine @shiranisahabkaexplosivepota @shiranisahabkadeadbhatijaa @blinkitshirani @rehmatbaloch @yalinawithdaddyissues @yalinaalimazari @javedkhananimoneylaunderer @arshadpappu @gehra-hua @akshayekhanna @adityami @adityadhar @aditya-dhar @yamigautamdhar @sanpiece @lyari-di-influenca @ishqnama @zehnaaseeb
@donga-hu-mai Aap yaha?
Shayad Lyari ke gangster dhande chhodke aap Indian corporate politics mein aaj Kal masroof nazar aa rahe hain? π
(Haha tagging just for fun, nothing personal , nice to see the actor who played Donga in another movie! Context ; movie name is Do Deewane Seher Mein ft Sid Chaturvedi and Mrunal Thakur)
hehe πβ
wo thoda socha itne saare hindustani dost yaha tumblr pe bana liye hai, chalo jaake thoda waha par bhi dhandha kar lu πβ¨
(wow lmao didn't know about this movie, gonna check it out fr π€©π)
bhabhi pls aapke haath ke parathe ek baar khila dijiye π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
- donga
Areeee haaan haaaan, zarooooor
@donga-hu-mai taste karke batana kaise bane hain!
thank you bhabhi πππ
ITNE ACHCHE PARATHE BANATE HAI AAP πππ aapke haath ka hi ab khaunga πππ khud ke haath ka khake meri aatma lowk marne ke liye pray karti hai π₯Ήπ₯
Chacha aapka bharosa nahi ammi ke "haath KAA" bolke ammi ke haath hi na chaba khaao AAP π°π¨π±π±π±
are yawr utna bhi bura nahi hu mai π₯Ίπ cannibalism very bad, utna bhi gira hua mai nahi hu π₯
the world wants to know
kya tum kabhi manoge ki wo @sher-rehman-baloch bhai ki antique stained glass collector's item tumne hi football maar kar todi thi??? π§π§π§βββ
(mujh jaise bechare nirdosh ko tumhare blame kiye jaane ke kaaran us din chappal khane pade the ππ₯)
- donga β
uhhhh-
that was ur doing
i donβt know what ur talking about π§π§
(never shall i ever admit i took an oath πππ₯°)
ghor anyay ππππππ₯
bhabhi pls aapke haath ke parathe ek baar khila dijiye π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
- donga
Areeee haaan haaaan, zarooooor
@donga-hu-mai taste karke batana kaise bane hain!
thank you bhabhi πππ
ITNE ACHCHE PARATHE BANATE HAI AAP πππ aapke haath ka hi ab khaunga πππ khud ke haath ka khake meri aatma lowk marne ke liye pray karti hai π₯Ήπ₯
Ayyyy, you're welcome Dongeee
Thank you so much yaaawrrrππ«Άπ»
Abse tumhare liye bhijwa dungi regularly Rehman ke haatho ππ«Άπ»
omggg thank you bhabhiii ab to parathe ki lottery lag gayi lmao π€©π€©π€©βββ
bhabhi pls aapke haath ke parathe ek baar khila dijiye π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
- donga
Areeee haaan haaaan, zarooooor
@donga-hu-mai taste karke batana kaise bane hain!
thank you bhabhi πππ
ITNE ACHCHE PARATHE BANATE HAI AAP πππ aapke haath ka hi ab khaunga πππ khud ke haath ka khake meri aatma lowk marne ke liye pray karti hai π₯Ήπ₯
MERE SOHAR JI KO BIKE MEI BAITHNE KI JAGAH KYU NHI DI????π
πππ @hamzaalimazari
arey bhabhiji thodi na wo gir gaya bike se, girta tab alag baat hoti πππ
@siyahidagoat se pucho, wo hi apne tashreef ke liye sabse zyada jagah lekar baitha tha π₯
Aap face wash head pe karte ho ya shampoo?
ya khuda ye to bada big brain wala question hai π¨π€
tbh shampoo pe kaun extra paisa barbaad karega behen, aise hi chutiya inflation ho rakha hai market me, to face wash hi kaafi hai βπ₯
Hair cair routine plj
πππ
stress.