[cowardlycowboys]

[girlballs-archive]

puts my balls in this stupid clam and the beautiful waifish fairies of the sea slams jt shut

[ambergrief]

it straight up smells like spiders in here

[foulserpent]

[velvetys]

Wait I have another one sorry

[eclogues]

me when im giving birth to my twins

[firefox-official]

my friend pdf

[firefox-official]

my enemy docx

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[ovur]

[ovur]

I fucking hate Jerry the mouse. Leave. Tom. ALONE.

[smol-robo]

Who causes more damage tom or jerry?

[ovur]

Who is in who's house? Who is not meant to be there..?

[spectrometrie]

Scaliger Castle, Sirmione, Italy

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

try building it on land next time you stupid italians

[foginthecountryside]

^^^ try to fuck off you ignorant bitch. non sai di merda neanche se ne mangi un secchio, diocane

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

Whoa mama mia cunt

[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

why did the weed man heart react to my text

[helllmouth-deactivated20250918]

[phospholipid]

[tonyzaret]

[larval-tear]

i love learning about other cultures

[larval-tear]

[xxxdddoo111-deactivated20230222]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

[shyfrog-says]

[louisegluckpdf]

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

[mayothompson]

I’m getting hired as the dog show executioner, I eliminate the dogs who are judged with disqualifying faults (legs too long compared to body, biting people, etc). They don’t show it on tv but they send someone out with a handgun and put the dogs to sleep at point-blank range. They don’t show it on tv because everybody’s a snowflake these days

[mevil]

can’t stop thinking of big and greedy