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Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a frog. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a frog would never consume something like a bar of chocolate. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually eat it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that frog was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

elbiotipo

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

goldensunset

when the characters never really make peace with it

just-sans-things

thats it kid. put on your blue jacket… slap your slippers on. you dont need to care anymore, your’re a proper undertale now. yes, eat your hot dog… get drunk on your ketchup…

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#sans #forcesans #sans life #sansnsfu #notbluey

Looplet doodle page

peep show x disco elysium

#peep show

rhiotta

Muzzle in the peanut butter type behavior. Is chloroform expensive? I feel like Susie would run into bottles of ancient, dubious medicines that will probably kill you.

I've gotten a lot better at drawing boss monsters since starting this project.

#dr

bodyofdeath

#really want that hat.

dogpuppy

#flowers blooms in your heart

sarcastictexas

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

neverendingmidnightsun

the most 2014 post possible

catboybiologist

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

catboybiologist

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.