Sexual frustration: The Blog: The Musical: Act 1

Jake|Male/genderfluid|22 Im a huge homo who lives in northern canada and does dumb things. male pronouns please sc_online_t(472465,"Booties Twerkin","#ff0000"); Free Tumblr Users Online Counter THIEF OF TIME DERSE DREAMER praise our lord johndave nicki minaj, hallowed be thy shitty rap music and gays. in pizza hut we pray, amen.

[gamerphobe]

what about non-binary eridan tho

“are you a boy or a girl”

“im better than you thats what”

“no but what are you”

“A highblood”

“what do we call you though”

“your majesty”

[donkjake-blog]

SO in other news I have a disability I guess???? themed blog, feel free to follow me over there if you like???  Its limbicfuturistic.tumblr. com

[pandoyawrites]

DINOSAUR WEDDINGS?

DO YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? DO YOU LIKE YOUR PARTNER ENOUGH TO PUT A RING (signifying legal matrimony) ON IT? WHY NOT HAVE A DINOSAUR WEDDING?!

Clever Bride. 

THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS. YOU CAN GET MARRIED SURROUNDED BY DINOSAURS AND UNDER A T-REX. NOW. IN THE PRESENT.

BUT pandoyawrites​ YOU SAY, DINOSAURS ARE EXTINCT OR EVOLVED INTO BIRDS. 

WELL YOU FREAKING NEGATIVE NANCY, IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF JEFF GOLDBULM’S IAN MALCOLM:

 THESE ARE ROBOT DINOSAURS. SO YOU HAVE ME ON A TECHNICALITY BUT SHUT UP THIS IS STILL PRETTY SWEET.

FOR 800 CANADIAN BUCKS (OR CANUCKS AS WE CALL THEM IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH) YOU GET 30 PEOPLE AT YOUR WEDDING FOR 30 MINUTES AMONG FREAKING LIFE SIZED ROBO DINOS AND MOOD LIGHTING WORTHY OF IAN MALCALM’S BAD BOY GOOD LOOKS THAT GOLDBLUM WOULD NEVER AGAIN RECAPTURE.

800 CANUCKS IS ACTUALLY REALLY CHEAP FOR A WEDDING CEREMONY CONSIDERING THE AVERAGE ESTIMATED COST OF A WEDDING ARE IN THE HIGH 20,000′S (SOME SAY 30,000′S).  SO BE A CLEVER BRIDE OR GROOM. GET MARRIED UNDER A FREAKING DINOSAUR WHILE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE TO THE JURASSIC PARK THEME. DRESS YOUR BRIDESMAIDS &/OR GROOMSMEN AS VELOCIRAPTORS.  DRIVE AWAY ON A MOTORCYCLE. DO YOUR DINO WEDDING.

Offer only available in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, from Now until October 12, 2015. For more information please click: http://telusworldofscienceedmonton.ca/sites/default/files/DU%20Wedding%20flier.pdf  or http://telusworldofscienceedmonton.ca/exhibits-events/dinosaurs-unearthed

This is not a paid ad, I just really want to go to a dinosaur wedding.

[donkjake-blog]

SOMEONE DINO MARRY ME NOW PLS

[donkjake-blog]

I am a flawless being, too pure for this world

Jk I'm trash haha :’)

[donkjake-blog]

Tumblr: Makeup and clothing have no gender!

Me: Hell yeah!

Tumblr: Cis males wearing makeup and dresses is transmysoginistic.

Me: ???

[wwolfparty-deactivated20140107]

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

[chimeracle]

[donkjake-blog]

U tryna start something m8

[cleopatrick94]

Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.

[imverycomplicatedsorry]

NO

[donkjake-blog]

YES

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[donkjake-blog]

TRUE TERROR

[hostrology]

PRETTY BOYS VS. BAD BOYS

Pretty boys: Libra, Capricorn, Pisces, Leo, Cancer, Taurus Bad boys: Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Aries

[donkjake-blog]

Im not pretty! I'm bad! (-w-)

[donkjake-blog]

more blog

I made a blog specifically for blogging about disability stuf because every time I talk about that stuff on here I lose so many followers. So if you want, follow me at Limbicfuturistic.tumblr.com for more cripple punk. 

[ryuko-archive]

constantly mistaken for the wrong age squad

[wwolfparty-deactivated20140107]

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

[egberts]

i just called my girlfriend homestuck trash as though i am not sitting right beside her wearing a dave strider t-shirt

[canni8al]

courtney your url is egberts

[egberts]

what are you trying to say here

[confirmance]

Fucking ugly cunt. Kill yourself👌

[chichorie]

i say “im gay” a lot for someone who is pan

[shut-it-till-it-works-deactivat]

You should probably stop???

[draumstafir-deactivated20150606]

wild idea: don’t call yourself gay if ur not

[theforce]

wild idea: gay people have monopolized every aspect of LGBTQA+ life including issues and accomplishments, you never hear “the pansexual marriage debate” on the news, you never hear about lesbian homeless youth, you never hear about transgender workplace discrimination! you hear the word “gay” over and over again, every other sexual orientation and gender identity is completely erased! white gay men have somehow become the face of our community so if other queer people assimilate into that! and call ourselves what they call themselves in order to feel like we have a place! within our OWN community! it’s not really our fault, white gays have made everything about themselves since forever and now all of a sudden they wanna say we’re appropriating the word “gay” by calling ourselves that??? doesn’t make much sense. 

[godtechturninheads]

Also, isn’t gay an umbrella term for anyone that doesn’t identify as heterosexual?

[hollywood-is-plastic]

^ yes it is

[communismkills]

“My pronoun of choice is ‘they.’”

… But you’re one person.

[pecancat-deactivated20150127]

Lmao at the person who doesn’t know that nb people are just a swarm of bees in disguise

[luxwing]

RELEASE THE NONBEENARIES

[kawaiijohn]

Crocker Egbert shenanigans ala Acen 2015

Pic by: knerzig

John is kawaiijohn and Jane is nepeptaleijon

[donkjake-blog]

In which kawaiijohn lives up to their name