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lookcaitlin

louisandthedagger

homeboygirl

can i get a moment of peace

anocana

i respect ppl who think frodo & sam were sucking & fucking constantly when the narrator wasn't looking. but personally i think the furthest they went was an awkward attempt at mutual handjobs one night in mordor which started as sam trying to do something anything that'd make frodo feel good & frodo insisted on doing it for sam too & sam closed his eyes & tried to imagine it was rosie cotton while frodo tried to remember the shire or focus on the texture of sam's rough hand or the unyielding heat in his own grip or think about anything other than the great burning wheel & neither of them succeeded. & frodo never got fully hard & eventually pushed sam's hand away but kept going & sam felt like he had failed & part of him wanted to push frodo's hand away too but instead he came harder than he had ever in his life & they never talked about it again

sincenewyorks

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

Okay so from what I’ve gathered the whole TME/TMA thing is just doing gender essentialism but wokely

mrsterlingeverything

It is take it too far tuesday

letthehatersbark

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

shrinkingsilk

contemptible-scoundrel

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next