Uncertified Gay Astronaut

|Alice|21|

[dailymarvelheroes]

get you a man who can do both

[nitramaraho]

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

[crystalitesummerstar]

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

[buzzfeed]

We interviewed her, obviously.

[buzzfeed]

update:

[rainbowselfies]

[blvckgeezus]

Such a developing story.

[pastdueeverything]

I love this story

[athenadcvell]

This was a wild ride from start to finish

[gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti]

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

[nitramaraho]

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

[wanderer-chronicles]

This just kept on getting better.

[pinkdeath07]

[noetig]

i’m filling the void with adopting as many plants as possible

[sirxusblack]

[tempukraine]

[30-minute-memes]

Brutal

[publiusmaximum]

They posed together like that for _hours_

[gunitnekoh]

she laughed that long

[foxandspice-xmas]

Source

Head over to my Instagram for more Christmas & winter stuff!

[faeriegoth]

i have been having. a Weird fucking time

[donothate-kill]

come si esce dalla propria testa?

[imyourkitzy]

Lauren and her lip-licking habit

[laurenjaureguiwcw]

“when you touch me, paint me like a van gogh.”

[loveisloveforeverandeverrr]

Why are so many girls gay for Cabello????! ………………………………… Answer:

Is that clear enough for ya?

[cptchicken]

Me : I’m in love.

Friend : With whom ?

Me : Women.

[fukdd]

what the fuck is going on

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[sovietshopaholic]

he’s right and that’s what makes it so fucked up

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[justsex-blog1-blog]