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my evil blorbos look so good what the hell. is this purgatory.

#original.txt #marvel #the hand #what do you mean the Hand is being used for MCU Spider-Man marketing #and this heavily too? what the hell is this movie even supposed to be ABOUT #listen okay full disclosure i dont like and have never liked the MCU even before getting into comics. so. idk how I feel about all this.#at least they look good. at least i have that after the ABOMINATION that was netflix's version of the Hand. racist as hell too.

You know it's my own fault for reading the tags on an MCU post but if I see one more person call the Hand 'the sworn enemies of Iron Fist' I'm gonna shove my copy of the Shadowland omnibus up their ass.

#original.txt #THEY ARE A DAREDEVIL VILLAIN!!!!!!!! READ BOOK. PICK UP A DAREDEVIL COMIC THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE IT'LL BE ABOUT THE HAND

thanosthedadtitan

"Elektra Vs Predator Variant" for Daredevil #2 art by Bill Sienkiewicz

#marvel

jadeempire

like i knowwwwwwwwww this is the Annoying Batman Fanfic-Onlies Website but please....... the Hand.......... you have to vote for the Hand........... they're basically what would happen if a group of violent Japanese nationalists (and all the horrific shit that entails) became Bhaalists from D&D (and I'm talking AD&D/3.5 Bhaalists so you know it's fucked) in addition to the nationalism. They're a demon-worshipping death cult. They can turn your favourite hero into a villain by literally murdering them and then using demonic magic to resurrect them. They've canonically murdered children to lure heroes into traps. Every named member is legitimately the most evil person alive. They have Elektra. Please oh my god......... vote for the Hand

#my propaganda as well.

dcmarvelpolls

Which secret villain society do you like more?

The Court Of The Owls

The Hand

Voting ended onJun 5

*Requested by @starburstpaladin-96

#rb'ing this also to the comic blog #Wow I Wonder Who Tumblr User Son Of The Jackal #(another name for the Beast)#(the Beast as in the demon the Hand worships)#wants to win #please lord.

The cool thing abt comics is that like pokemon, every comic character is someone's favourite. The bad thing about comics is that unlike pokemon, there are some characters who should just objectively not have fans.

#original.txt #not tagging specific ones. figure it out.

pilmyeol

i dont read comics but i think dc should create a new role called the Crazyperson Advisor and hire one for every writer. the crazyperson advisor has read and memorized every comic ever and can tell the writer when something contradicts established canon and how. obviously comics canon is at this point so convoluted and contradictory that it would be impossible to never write something that doesnt follow it but i think it would be good if it only happened on purpose. also i think it would make my mutuals make posts like “did timothy jones fucking kill his crazyperson advisor is that how this happened” and “i am going to kiss the green lantern 2030 crazyperson advisor on the mouth for this reference to the 1954 martian manhunter” and i think that would be fun. i would like to see them.

#they should hire me to do this but specifically when a writer wants to use the Hand #<- only person alive who has read every single appearance of the Hand #i know OP was talking about DC but tbh I think Marvel could benefit from this as well

cadhla182

Power doodle

#dc #[louder than everyone else] hi karen

jadeempire

The thing is tho. You will start actually reading comics and realise that every MCU and Batfanon tumblr user MUST be put to the sword.

#also from main.

me reading comics from over 20 years ago: wow guys we really gotta get on this... could be the sound of the summer...

#original.txt #yes i just finished outsiders (2003)

comicpolls

Return a Character from Limbo: Round One Match Twenty-Nine of Thirty-Two

Benjamin Deeds

Gabrielle Doe (Halo)

Voting ended onMay 16

strangefl0wer

GABRIELLE GABRIELLE. Oh guys let me tell you about Gaby. She is a complete and utter darling, she was a founding member of Batman and the Outsiders and Katana's surrogate daughter. She has light powers and looks like a regular teenage girl but is actually an energy being called an aurakle possessing the body of a girl named Violet Harper. She's adorable and has so much heart and is just such a lovely example of a teenage hero dealing with teenage life and being a hero at the same time. Billions must read BATO 1983 and The Outsiders 1985 !!!