Vogelbekdier is the Dutch word for platypus

[peniswizard69]

My new ADHD med isn't doing shit be I was gonna take a shower and then I saw someone call Jod Wake and the Lyctors a "six person polycule" and got in my head about whether they're one hexacule or two throuples and spent three fucking hours making this:

Also I guess it's a sequel to this thing

[donphanmortadella]

I like it in songs when they go yeah yeah

[apolladay]

scenario: someone who you’re really close to is planning on committing suicide. everything is pretty much set and they ask you if you could be with them before/as they go through with it so they may leave the world with at least a little bit of love and comfort. of course you don’t want them to go through with it, but you also believe in people’s right autonomy (like with medical euthanasia). the method this person is planning on using is reversible with interception, they would be unconscious and unaware until it’s already reversed. this person who you love says that if you’re going to intervene to not even bother being there. they say that by reversing it you are forcing them to live a life of suffering even if it gets better at some vague point in the future, that (since you must call paramedics) you will be actually making their present circumstances worse as they will be placed in a mandatory psychiatric hold. (their last psychiatric hospitalization was traumatic and caused more harm than good) thus, suggesting that you would stop it means that they will not share the exact time and place they plan on doing it. if you lie and reverse it anyways, they will not forgive you, that it’s selfish and that it’s more important for you to feel good about yourself than to finally allow them to have relief from a life of agony. you absolutely want to be there when they die with all the love you have if that’s something that must happen, but knowing you let them is something that will forever haunt you.

what do you do?

go with them and intercept

go with them and grant them their wish

don’t go with them and hope for the best*

I never wanna have to pick irl/results

Voting ended onJul 20

*the best being a stranger intervenes or they’re somehow otherwise stopped. if the suicide works, there’s no one who will be able to tell you.

please share any other options or ideas!

[whichgreathousewouldtheybepartof]

Bonus poll: Since John Gaius was determined to be a member of House Targaryen (or at least, that’s the Great House he’d be most affiliated with), if he was around during the Dance of the Dragons, which side would he support?

Supports Rhaenyra and Team Black

Supports Aegon II and Team Green

Voting ended onJul 19

[donphanmortadella]

Actually really funny that Queen made a song that's just like please go and fuck each other

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

[scolopendrisims]

WIP of The Body

[whichgreathousewouldtheybepartof]

can you please do john Gaius from The Locked Tomb? Thank you.

If John Gaius (The Locked Tomb) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?

House Targaryen

House Stark

House Lannister

House Baratheon

House Greyjoy

House Tully

House Arryn

House Martell

House Tyrell

Voting ended onJul 11

Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:

If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)

They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.

You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.

You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.

Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.

[apolladay]

If you started masturbating right now, with the goal of orgasming as quickly as possible, how long do you think it would take you?

~5 minutes

~10 minutes

~15 minutes

~20 minutes

~30 minutes

~40 minutes

~50 minutes

~1 hour

~Between 1-2 hours

Over 2 hours

I probably wouldn't orgasm

I don't masturbate

Voting ended onJul 11

[mitarbeiter]

Eine wichtige Klarstellung zu Reblog Anmerkungen

Gestern wurde versehentlich eine deutsche Übersetzung dieses Eintrags vom 16. März 2026 auf diesem Blog geteilt. Die Information in diesem Eintrag ist veraltet, deshalb haben wir den Eintrag gelöscht, um weitere Verwirrung zu vermeiden.

Ein Folge-Eintrag wurde hier am 17. März 2026 in Englisch veröffentlicht, der den immer noch aktuellen Stand der Änderungen widerspiegelt. Wir entschuldigen uns für die Verwirrung. Hier ist die deutsche Übersetzung des Eintrags:

Nun zu den Reblog Anmerkungen: Nachdem wir wesentliche Änderungen an der Funktionsweise von Reblog Anmerkungen durchführten, war die Reaktion zweifellos heftig. Zuallererst: Wir werden die Änderungen wieder rückgängig machen. Euer Feedback in den Kommentaren, E-Mails und vor allem Reblogs hat klar gemacht, dass die Änderungen Probleme mit sich gebracht haben, die wir angehen müssen, bevor wir weitere Änderungen umsetzen. Wir hätten die Veränderungen außerdem von Anfang an anders kommunizieren sollen, als wir dies getan haben. Wir sind nach wie vor der Meinung, dass es eine bessere Art und Weise gibt, wie Reblogs funktionieren können. Eine, bei der alle Stimmen in einer Reblog-Kette die Anerkennung bekommen, die sie verdienen. Aber wir wollen das mit euch zusammen erreichen.

[apolladay]

Does everybody deserve a Best Friend?

They do

They don't

Unsure

Voting ended onJul 6

[donphanmortadella]

Okay I finished Witcher Blood Origin and it was really bad. The plot was nonsensical, the characters were barely characters, the relationships weren't developed at all, the elves were just humans with pointy ears (like if you watched only this show and nothing else, I'm not confident you'd even know that they have longer lifespans than humans), the songs were stupid, the political situation felt extremely underdeveloped, it takes a sledgehammer to pre-existing lore (to be fair the lore is pretty vague afaik but I'm pretty sure there were at least some contradictions), everything about stories felt weirdly self-congratulatory and quite unearned, also it seems like it portrays the Scoia'tael in the main story as uncomplicated good guys and while I'm not quite up to date for show canon, in the books they are a lot more complicated than that.

This part is only in regard to the German translation that I watched, but in addition to all of that I felt like the translation wasn't very good and there was one very egregious dubbing mistake where one character's dialogue was still going while on screen another character was already talking. I blame Netflix and crunch time.

TL;DR Show sucks ass

[donphanmortadella]

Man why are there so many stories with elves where they are being slaughtered en masse or being genocided or otherwise leaving the world it's such a bummer

[donphanmortadella]

Man every time I read people's (redditors) opinions about elves in the witcher books (franchise I guess) I get psychic damage

[donphanmortadella]

After finishing Netflix Witcher season 2 years ago, having hated it even more than season 1, I have now started watching Blood Origin (I'm at episode 3 out of 4) and I think it's really bad, but man, seeing people on reddit complain about the show is so exhausting. How is it that the show is so incredibly bad (in my opinion) yet most vocal critics of it are so annoying to me? Maybe it's because l looked on reddit, that's probably my first mistake.

[donphanmortadella]

I hope Francesca can finally find a bear soon, this is getting ridiculous

[donphanmortadella]

I'm rereading the Witcher books right now and I'm just continuously blown away at how good these are. The prose, the voice, the world, the plot, the themes, the CHARACTERS??? Sapkowski is a fucking genius, make no mistake about that. And to think that I even preferred the Hussite books over the Witcher, I need to reread those too, to see if that judgement still holds up.