Really?

Wow, this is so... stupid.

[lilnasxvevo]

other things that make me laugh every time i remember them: the picture i took of my cat last summer when he was on his way back from his first ever visit to the groomer’s and looked more thoroughly betrayed than i have ever seen a cat look

[lilnasxvevo]

My cat normally:

My cat on his way home from the groomers:

[joan-deactivated20230204]

love this country

[regularlesbian]

do these people ever get new material?

[nudityandnerdery]

New material is probably communism.

[jextaime]

The fallen Angel Lucifer and the Moon on March 31 2020

[ratfuck]

[vendetta06]

morrissey angst: i hate myself so much that i’ll die

the cure angst: i love you so much that i’ll die

[assonance13]

[ruinedchildhood]

[newvision]

Hit music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

[boyslovevisualnovel]

Me: oh wow my nails are finally growing I'm actually exercising self-control for once

My brain, pounding on a table: BITE YOUR NAILS BITE YOUR NAILS BITE YOUR NAILS BI

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

2003 will be my year

[astrodickology]

Me:*talks to someone about my feelings* Me:*feels actual physical disgust*

[sethswan]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fuck you goat man

[lotterywinnersonacid-deactivate]

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

[mousegard]

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

[avatarrs]

         Monk Gyatso, the greatest airbender in the world. He taught me everything I know.

[meeseeks-and-destroyed]

[mysharona1987]

No.

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

who would win? matilda or eleven

[annehairball]

they’d become best friends

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

you know what youre absolutely right