Fml

I wish i could be inside a little egg

[catmeme-moved]

there r tears in my eyes

[pro-gay]

Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

[stability]

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

[mylovemymadness]

Their emotions are too big for their little bodies y'all

They feel just as intensely as we do

[stability]

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

[peanut-caravan]

They do. It takes several years.

[stability]

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

[legogonkdroid]

what the fuck does this even mean

[dont-know-how-to-feel]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[bob-belcher]

[wweassets]

summarise black mirror to me

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[the-memedaddy]

[jungkookio]

honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year

[dont-know-how-to-feel]

"this isn't a competition you guys"

-me in last place

[mjalti]

Me, on my 26th “Me Day” in a row:

[thoracs]

my cat when i refill her food bowl: ……..

my cat when i drop a candy wrapper on the floor:

[thegaymerist]

“how’s your summer?”

[gentlesharks]

[fuliajulia]

[gentlesharks]

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Good News of 2017

[weed-breath]

Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year.

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to