shit that makes me cum

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[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[sugary-n-sweet]

I’m so in love… oh my goddddddd

[boys-hot-and-sexy-of-london-2]

[valtsv]

me online: *will talk everyone’s ear off about my interests given the slightest chance*

person i know irl: so what are your interests/hobbies?

me:

[valtsv]

me:

[uniformincar]

[uniformincar]

[vssfu]

[alright-gay]

skfkslckcnelcncn okay I’m at work yesterday and my coworker is telling me about her husband and 2 kids and is bitching and I’m like go. off. because that’s what I do and she says to me “the litter box is HIS responsibility and most of the time he doesnt even do that!!” and I immediately say. “That’s all he does??” because girl just told me she took out the trash and did dishes and cared for her fucking children all before coming into work that morning and shes like “…. that’s not ALL he does……..” like. every time I talk to a girl in a bad relationship a part of me dies. you dont have to be his mom too. he’s not the three year old. he’s not a fucking tamagotchi that if you forget to feed him and wipe his ass he dies in a pile of his own shit. ladies if he dies he dies

[plantwitch]

ladies, if he dies, he dies!

[2-otoko]

[hungbob]

Give me something to bulge about: [email protected]

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[1-3-r-a-d-y]

[dannyboi2-deactivated20200705]

Cutie 

Brandon Good

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[jviolini-deactivated20190318]

[briefsboy25]

[velmasdinkleys]

the queen has returned

[switchingtogeico]

[alphafitphotography]

[briefsboy25]