Ive been playing alot of Bioshock recently, of course I love the funny man with the little mustache
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Ive been playing alot of Bioshock recently, of course I love the funny man with the little mustache
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?
love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
What's up my BioShock community. Brought you my favorite fucker today – uncle Fontaine.
Nice work, boyooo!!
does the jingling of my jester's hat make you want to let me throat it to the base
selling sea shells by the sea shore is one of the boldest hustles of all time
good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own
Having a crush on someone is nice until you start losing your mind.
ideal goal is a husband who’s so disgustingly perverted and obsessed with me and fucks me like it’s his life depends on it
so when do i get to be handcuffed to ur bed and played with
things girls like
concrete
rusty metal
vast pools of water
overgrown foliage
a dense fog covering the land
broken machinery
a landscape of ancient structures too vast for one to fully explore in a single lifetime
pettings her snout nicely
need my next workout to be 10 sets of me bouncing on it
you don't fuck tumblr girls you mount them and breed them
this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler
not really sure how to get her out though
for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her
getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.