† Lady. Concert enthusiast. Slytherin †

[directorlyric]

Ive been playing alot of Bioshock recently, of course I love the funny man with the little mustache

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[professorfilth]

What's up my BioShock community. Brought you my favorite fucker today – uncle Fontaine.

Nice work, boyooo!!

[sin-aestheticx]

does the jingling of my jester's hat make you want to let me throat it to the base

[technofeudalism]

selling sea shells by the sea shore is one of the boldest hustles of all time

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[omgsen]

Having a crush on someone is nice until you start losing your mind.

[kisseism]

ideal goal is a husband who’s so disgustingly perverted and obsessed with me and fucks me like it’s his life depends on it

[melxbxbi]

so when do i get to be handcuffed to ur bed and played with

[dragongirlsweetie]

things girls like

concrete

rusty metal

vast pools of water

overgrown foliage

a dense fog covering the land

broken machinery

a landscape of ancient structures too vast for one to fully explore in a single lifetime

pettings her snout nicely

[kisseism]

need my next workout to be 10 sets of me bouncing on it

[deathw1shx-deactivated20251128]

you don't fuck tumblr girls you mount them and breed them

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[arcanumnyx]

getting older is all about getting weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled. i love that for us.