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callum. 24. he/they. another home for my hyperfixation. desperate to scream abt hazbin / helluva.

[dontbuymeperfume]

intro post time, baby.

hey! i’m callum, 24, and i use he/they pronouns. this blog is a safe space for all people; lgbtq+, poc, systems, those with disabilities— all are welcome here. bigots and those under general DNI criteria can see themselves out, however.

hazbin and helluva boss are my current hyperfixations atm and at least for now this blog is dedicated to those fandoms, but who knows what can happen down the line <3

i also love aliens and cryptids, horror, superheroes, and plenty of cartoons and anime.

i draw and write sometimes!

i struggle with chronic illness and poor mental health so i’m around when i’m able to be around. i hope all who are reading this are doing well. remember to drink water and take your meds!

[dontbuymeperfume]

if i posted abt my struggles and financial issues on tumblr dot com would you guys unfollow me

[dontbuymeperfume]

the way i’m still thinking about when cherri and angel and the gang went out to the club and angel was looking after niffty and told cherri, “i don’t want her to end up in the gutter like i used to.”

the way this man loves and cares so fiercely for his friends. the same man who’s brushed off as just a junkie and a crack whore and a slut. and the way he’s been in the gutter, he’s partied too hard for too long, he knows what it’s like to lose himself and doesn’t want to see that happen to anyone else, especially those he cares about. i am so ill over him

[dontbuymeperfume]

haven’t been on much lately bcuz of mental health but genuinely tysm for the sweet messages / inbox things, all my followers i hope ur crops are watered, i hope ur food is forever delicious & every song you hear today reminds you that things will be okay <3

[marinscos]

blorbo time

[eggzlaevoni]

Something something drunk banter.

[dontbuymeperfume]

not to be dramatic or anything but things are actually so bad rn

[dontbuymeperfume]

i did a bad thing and went on my ex’s page and saw how much better he’s doing than me and now i don’t feel real

[dontbuymeperfume]

i hope when you all see me post you don’t only see me as “the deranged angel dust kinnie who makes memes”, but also as a mentally ill friend

[dontbuymeperfume]

please don’t come for me if this has been said before, but i keep thinking like, what if angel sees, especially early on in his contract when he realizes just how shit valentino is and his true intentions, what if he sees how genuine and almost sweet and playful val can be with vox, and angel’s like. oh, he is capable of some level of kindness, just not to me. i’m just not worth it.

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

Ah yes.

Happy Superb Owl day!

[dontbuymeperfume]

the way i would love to do casual ic texting rps between people as angel dust (and potentially other characters who knows lmao). well, uh— feel free to hmu if ur interested! NO MINORS.

[dontbuymeperfume]

i just think…… as much as this scene was lighthearted and supposed to just be introducing his character, we know that so much of this is still the mask he was wearing before opening up a bit past episode four. and idk to me there is something so inherently sad about him saying “this body was made to be exploited”. exploited is such a harsh term. i feel like he’s just regurgitating something valentino has told him multiple times, something he’s internalized because if he’s got the arms and legs and lung capacity etc etc, that means he’s useful in some way. it means he’s good for something, at least, and really good at it and he wants that. he needs to have something he’s good at. if it’s sex, then it’s sex. if that’s all he’s good for, at least he’s really good at it.

[dontbuymeperfume]

Do you kin Angel Dust because you only pretend to love yourself when you’re actually in pain, have poor coping habits, & are loudly a queer guy?

HELLO ??????

[dontbuymeperfume]

feeling unhinged tonight. the angel dust kinnie in me is very loud. i’m reeling that motherfucker in. hope u all are doing well!

[oholycatgod]

Some random hazbin hotel shit posts based off of @dontbuymeperfume posts.

[dontbuymeperfume]

hiiiii yall i wanna talk but don’t know where to direct it, soooo feel free to send some anons my way <3 bonus points if it’s hazbin / helluva related but they don’t have to be!