Spider Baby (1967) Starter Sentences
Starter sentences from the movie Spider Baby, or The Maddest Story Ever Told! TW for murder, cannibalism, and other dark themes. Enjoy and change pronouns as necessary!
"If there is such a place, we don't know anything about it!"
“I caught a big fat bug right in my spider web!”
"Well, that got people wondering about us, and that's bad."
“This has gone well beyond the boundaries of prudence and good taste.”
"How many times do I have to tell you, just because something isn't good doesn't mean it's bad?"
“Spiders don’t eat other spiders.”
“We don’t eat dead things.”
“They’re talking about us.”
"Now children, we've gotta keep some secrets today."
“Better beware, there’s a full moon tonight!”
“It was extinguished from the human race that faithful day, ten years ago.”
"The days when we hid our insane behind walls of shame went out with..with that old car of yours!"
“How many times have I told you, it’s not nice to hate?”
"My dear, there's no doubt in my mind that we have here an absolutely clear-cut, prima facie open-and-shut case."
"Everybody ought to eat like that."
“Well, I just don’t think it’s right to go barging in on someone you’re trying to sue.”
"Frankly, I find the whole affair rather shocking."
“An oath to a dying man is not to be taken lightly!”
“It was no idle whim, I assure you!”
"Well, let's not have a complete double-duck fit!"
“She has an uncanny knack for picking only the non-poisonous ones.”
“I don’t know what you people are up to here, but I’m going to have to call in the authorities!”
"This is the phoniest setup I've ever seen."
"There is something terribly wrong here and I intend to find out exactly what it is."
“Please don’t hate me, I didn’t mean to do it, she made me do it!”
“I think that’s how every man should be. Like a wild beast!”
“For heaven’s sake, give me a hand! That little fiend tied me up.”
"Spiders like bugs. They taste good. But I guess bugs don't like spiders very much."
“Oh sir, I don’t know how you got yourself into this predicament, but I suggest you leave the premises as quickly as possible!”
"Yes, it was quite an amazing experience. But, for me, anyway, a lot of good came of this."
“My own branch of the family, being quite distant, never suffered from the "curse.”
