Don't Call Me Jim

My name is James, not Jim.  I don't understand that nickname.  This is me, yo.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

[abalidoth]

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

[mouseonamoose]

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

[archenarrow]

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[circemo]

sheep!

[cloverlog]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[manic-nga-memes]

[nintendocompositions]

Visit Original Link

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[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[itstimetomeetthemuppets]

He’s so small he only need one popcorn

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy