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DEAR READER
if i look back, i am lost
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
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Love Begins
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art
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@dontevergiveanoption
Be able to talk to the three people I eat lunch with
Have a life?
I'd feel so much more confident about being social, taking chances, and do much better with change.
this internship would not be as hard as it is
I’d get a lot more assignments done, and all of them on time.
Being more independent
Starting my own bakery.
I’d put my foot down with my husband and have us move back to my home state to be financially stable again.
Your three most recent emojis are your main personality traits
❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗
I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)
THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE
☆ Reblogging the version not invaded by pedophiles/pedophile apologists ☆
Lets fucking roast this shit out of em guys!
Just gonna say this again.
DO NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM INTERACT WITH THEM. JUST BLOCK/REPORT.
# REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE!!!!
Keep away from these people. If you receive a message, don’t talk to them, don’t insult them, just block them and report. #KEEPMINORSSAFE
Stay safe, guys!
IMPORTANT!!
Stay safe kiddos
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
current favorite joke
(game that contains no violence whatsoever) No Mercy run
Animal Crossing No Mercy Run
:))
Sometimes we can't trust our minds.
don’t mess with invader zim fans invader zim fans are hardcore they created their own successful convention and reanimated unfinished episodes and survived a 13 year hiatus that’s one badass fandom right there
rip to all the kids who used to reads books cover to cover in one sitting and now can’t find the energy to read for fun
i cant even read the news any more and function as a person without being paralyzed by dread. it really feels like the world is going to end in the next decade and im supposed to just have a career and pay taxes
i love watching the show my cat from hell because 9/10 times it usually features a heterosexual couple fighting over their hellion cat with one partner (usually the guy) saying “i cant stand this cat it needs to leave” while the girl is just like “no we can figure something out” and when jackson galaxy asks them if they would call it quits over the cat the guy is just like “ofc not she would always choose me over the cat” but if you zoom in on the girls face when he says that you know,,,,,you know,,,,,who will be leaving,,,,,,,,that house first
I was watching an episode w my dad and he couldn’t understand why they hadn’t gotten rid of the cat, but then I said something I guess he wasn’t expecting:
“The second a man gives me an ultimatum, the relationship is over.”
He kept harping that I’m going to be a very lonely woman with that attitude, so I told him that a man’s conditional affection, if it can be withdrawn or withheld over anything, is disingenuous and therefore worthless to me.
When you have a pet, that animal’s whole world revolves around you. They rely on you for everything. My pets are important to me, and if I got into a new relationship with somebody and they wanted them gone, I would dump that person’s ass in a heartbeat. My pets are my responsibility and my family. If a prospective partner really cared about me, they wouldn’t ever give me an ultimatum or try to force me to give up my animals. That’s not someone I want in my life.
“It’s the cat or me.” Welp, I guess I choose the cat because I’ve had him since he was a kitten and he doesn’t care for anyone but me. You can find somebody else to put up with your ultimatum bullshit.
First they ask you to give up something they perceive as unimportant, like the pet. Then it’s the friends and/or the apartment, then maybe your hobbies and interests, and then it’s the job, and on, and on, and on.
Walk away, and find someone who will see and Respect how important these are to you.
-FemaleWarrior, She/They
Captain America is a war criminal, Winter soldier is an assassin and Hawkeye murdered people in endgame.
Men™️ on Twitter: How can Captain Marvel, a woman, twist a man’s hand who verbally abused her. She should be put in jail.
this feels appropriate
my favorite addition to the post
I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly
Demön
One of my favorite videos 😂
I bet racists gonna hate this
Superman is technically an undocumented immigrant.
