don't forget the colibri

Hi, my name is Maria, welcome to my blog.

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[deafmic]

This tiktok specifically has destroyed my sense of humor because now I wake up everyday and think to myself “good morning, it’s time for MAYONNAISE” and immediately cry laughing

[punkrorschach]

[webcomicname]

[spameggsausageandspam]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[siriuslymeg]

mAeShMoLoWa

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[nocountryforlesbians]

head not empty, many abstract uncommunicatable thoughts

[firefox-official]

really appreciate ferris bueller’s lack of character development throughout his whole film. he does not change. i like that about him

[lissar-deactivated20200503]

when jorge luis borges wrote in a copy of beowulf that he was working on translating, “beyond my anxiety, beyond this writing, the universe waits, inexhaustible, inviting.”

[lissar-deactivated20200503]

here’s the full poem! it’s so. something so transcendent something so inevitable and real and conceptually like looking into the abyss and hearing a choir sing your humanity back to you

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[headspace-hotel]

i know “go be in the Trees and your depression will be fixed” is bullshit. but honestly i think a lot of things would be a little better if we spent more time with things like dirt and small streams and leaves. when you’re inside it’s easy to forget how raw and elementally wondrous the world is. how many colors there are and types of crunches that leaves make, and how many living things. how many things have smells and how different they all are.

It’s really like, youll see a large flock of birds take flight with a FWOOM of wings exploding all at once and it’s like. this is the largest emotion I have ever felt

[battinson4ever]

so fucked up that like actually going to bed earlier and exercising and eating well and being kind to urself does actually make u feel a bit better. that is so messed up

[bunniope]

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

*pronounces “champagne” like “lasagne”*

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

do Not

[the-golden-ghost]

*Pronounces “lasagne” like “champagne”*

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

do NOT

[hornetdlc]

honnêtement ce post est probablement vraiment drôle en anglais mais je l'ai automatiquement lu en français et ça fait aucune fucking différence

[fairycosmos]

if i don’t periodically remind myself that there are a LOT of other ppl in their 20s who currently do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day then i start having heart palpitations 

[like-pieces-into-place]

If anyone else feels this way, just know im in my 20s and do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day. Ur not alone

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[babyanimalgifs]

“Wanna see how high I can jump? Pretty cool, huh?“ 

(via)

[altschmerzes]

adhd is like [watches movie] [gets distracted by phone] [misses one of the best parts] [rewinds] [gets distracted by phone] [misses one of the best parts] [rewinds] [gets distracted by texts making this post and forgets it for ten minutes] [clicks back into app to finish post] [gets distracted by making post about getting distracted] [misses one of the best p