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I just realized the PJO show runners could do something so sick and twisted and amazing during the Circe scene.

What if, the image that Percy sees in the mirror, the “cooler” version of himself, is like book accurate Percy. I just think that would be such a funny, messed up little Easter egg.

[dontgiveadammiddleschooler]

HEADCANON - PERCABETH

When Percabeth is married, Poseidon and Athena will be sister/ brother in law.

Say no more. I have died.

[dontgiveadammiddleschooler]

Smirks in Silver Moonlight - Dramione (Draco x Hermione) One - Shot!

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Draco woke to someone's hot breath on his ear, and a voice he knew well whispering, "Wake up".

He opened his eyes to see Hermione hanging over him, silver moonlight turning the brown curls framing her face practically blonde. 

"Hermione?", Draco slurred sleepily. 

Suddenly seeing her angel-like face smirking, he felt self-conscious. His hair was probably messy, and no doubt he looked like a wide-eyed doe. 

"What are you doing here?", asked Draco, a little more alertly, "We'll be in real trouble if anyone finds you in the Slytherin dormitories, let alone the boys' rooms!".

Hermione smirked again, and said, "I need to show you something." 

"Hermione Granger breaking the rules?", yawned Draco,"The world has truly turned upside down "

"Trust me,you'll like it",said Hermione with a grin.

"Alright", murmured Draco, "Just let me brush my teeth ".

"You'd better", replied Hermione, " Because I'm not kissing you till you do "

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Draco padded tiredly behind Hermione. On her insistence, he had changed out of his (-comfy-) pyjamas. He was now in a smart black blazer with a white shirt and his favorite Slytherin tie.

Shaking sleep off, Draco looked closer at Hermione's wardrobe. Her hair was pinned up in a messy bun that she had quickly made while he was brushing,with a few spidery strands that fell on her face. She was wearing a body-hugging silver one-piece dress that she had called her favorite when they snuck out two months ago ,as well as crystal heels.

She must have something good planned, thought Draco, her dress suggests it.

Which caused him to wonder whether that ‘something’ ended in a make out session,which almost caused him a hard-on so he quickly diverted his thoughts.

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Draco and Hermione soon reached the main door,and with a quiet ‘Alohomora’ ,Hermione unlocked it ,causing Draco to smirk.

“Oh,shut up”, said Hermione grumpily. 

Draco replied with a shit-eating grin.

Hermione rolled her eyes and dragged Draco towards the lake, and Draco was about to make another innuendo/smirk when he stopped short.

The lake was shimmering with silver waters, and a blanket lay before it. Light reflected off the pond, and gentle waves lapped against the shore.It truly was a beautiful place and Draco was truly breathtaken. 

"Told you you'd like it",said Hermione, smirking.

"Oh, shut up", murmured Draco, though his heart wasn't in it.

Hermione walked forward and sat cross-legged on the blanket, and motioned Draco forward. Draco slowly proceeded forward and sat next to Hermione. Hermione lay her head on Draco's shoulder with a smirk. 

They locked gazes and started leaning forward. Their lips met and their tongues slid out of their lips, and began searching each other's mouths.

"Fuck!!", exclaimed Draco, pulling his mouth away from Hermione's, "I forgot my condoms!"

"You mean these?", smirked Hermione, pulling out a pack of green condoms.

"Lifesaver,Hermione,Lifesaver", said Draco gratefully, pulling the condoms from her hand.

"You can reward me with a hard dick", said Hermione, smiling slyly.

"Oh, you know my dick is rewarding", smirked Draco.

"In your dreams,your tiny dick does not have any effect of rewards"

"Really then, let's see"

"You're on"

They began leaning in once more.

The Next Day

The next day Hermione was a limping mess. Harry and Ron anxiously asked her whether she was ok,and when she reassured them, and they sat down at the dining hall they asked her what the red mark on her neck was.She told them it was a mosquito bite. Draco, passing by, heard this comment,and whispered in mock hurt into Hermione's ear when he became a mosquito, to which she colored, and after telling Harry and Ron that Draco was not being too much of a bastard, she ran after him, and pinned him to a wall.She distracted him with a quick kiss, and whisked him to an empty classroom.

"How could you?Apologize right now."

" Apologize for what?"

"For fucking me so hard that I am a limping mess"

"Well, yesterday you were a moaning mess"

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"I'm glad it's back to me smirking"

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"FINE, I apologize"

"finally"

"...for fucking you amazingly like the hot person I am"

Hermione with an eye-roll, accepted it, and was about to walk out of the room, when a voice behind her called out,

"But I won, didn't I?"

[dontgiveadammiddleschooler]

Artemis Fowl Headcanon

OMFG. I realized something about Artemis. He is obsessed with the screen, I' m not that obsessed and I still got glasses, so HE HAS GLASSES. SOMEONE SKETCH THIS, I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH THIS IDEA AND GLASSES RECENTLY

[dontgiveadammiddleschooler]

Nico Di Angelo -You need glasses!, something almost clean for a change. Ao3 and wattpad - Slytherin_demigodess

"Nico Di Angelo", said Dr.Scheur as he peered over his clip board at the happy couple -Solangelo 

But the couple did not look very happy right now. In fact,Nico looked downright grumpy,and Will...well,even he looked frustrated.

They had come here against Nico's will (sorry,bad pun).Will had noticed Nico squinting at the T.V when Star Wars was playing,and immediately used his Apollo powers to see whether Nico needed glasses.And surprise,suprise - he did.

Nevertheless, Nico avoided Will's prescriptions and diagnoses to his utter extent, and said that Will was being paranoid. It was obvious that Nico did not want glasses.

After trying and trying, Will decided to bring Nico to a mortal optician,to prove that he was not just being paranoid.

So there they were, sitting in front of Dr.Scheur, one frustrated,one grumpy.

"So, Nico, you've come here to see whether you need glasses, correct?"

"I don't need them", muttered Nico murderously under his breath.

Will side eyed Nico,a look that all too clearly said," Be polite".

"Sorry, doctor",said Will, " Nico here is a little grumpy about having to check his eyes ".

Understatement of the year,thought Will,at that moment perhaps more grumpy than Nico at that moment.

"Oh, don't worry, said the doctor kindly, " Lots of people don't want glasses,there may be a chance you don't need them".

Will interrupted with the statement that his dad was a doctor (easier than explaining God of Healing), and that he thought Nico needed glasses.(More like knew)

At that moment, Nico sent a contemptuous death glare his way. Obviously, he was more than a little grumpy, and Will had no doubt his mental list of Italian,Greek, and Latin,not to mention English profanities were being runthrough,alternating between cursing Will and the doctor.

"Alright", the doctor said,'Please sit on this chair, Nico "

Nico reluctantly sat down and leaned back as the doctor inspected his eyes. Nico did not miss the look that the doctor sent Will, and pouted even more.

Now it was time for the eye test."Nico,please read out the letters ", said the doctor.

Nico sent such a look at Will that he winced before proceeding to inform the doctor that he 'didn't know how to read English ', and that he," had a very old fashioned traditional father who taught him Greek".(Nico snorted so loudly at that one that he caught a weird look from the doctor and a dirty look from Will)

" Not to worry",said the doctor," I have an idea"

He then proceeded to pull out a board with apples and bananas on it. 

Nico sent a look at Will that screamed,"Are you kidding me",but,as usual,Will ignored him.

After a mortifying session of referring to the apples as bananas and oranges as mangoes, with Will and the doctor  wincing at every answer he gave,the doctor sat down and motioned for Nico to get off the chair.

As Nico and Will looked on expectantly at the doctor,the doctor took a sharp breath before saying,

" Slightly bad news,Nico, you do need glasses".

Nico swore heavily under his breath and Will looked at Nico with an I-told-you-so look.

"Low power,right"' Nico asked after he (finally) stopped swearing.

The doctor hesitated."3.5 and 3.75"

Nico continued swearing.

Nico and Will walked out of the clinic, Nico grumpier than  ever,and Will bright. Nico wore plain black square glasses that Will called cute and Nico dorky,and Will said dorky is cute,which shut Nico up.

Neverthless, Will was sure to hear a thousand complaints about the glasses later.

[dontgiveadammiddleschooler]

A fanfic, Butterflies In a café, in Ao3 and wattpad, Slytherin_demigodess

Solangelo One – shot.

Café

Will was sitting across the table. He had ordered two coffees, and they were waiting for the order to arrive.

“So,” Nico asked,” This is a stereotypical date with two regular guys”.

“Yup”, Will replied,” You are officially going on a date with your boyfriend, whether you like it or not. Besides, it’s started, no point rebelling now”.

Nico laughed. It felt good to laugh at Will, with air rushing through his lungs, cleansing him and Will sending rays of warmth everywhere.

Ugh.

Nico mentally shook his head. That was the kind of romantic, sappy stuff that he only read in books. But, as he thought of romantic, sappy stuff, he remembered he was on a date, so he gathered up the courage to try and say what he was thinking.

“Uh, um— since this is a d-date and everything, shouldn’t we... we—you know (and totally succeeding)

“What?” asked Will, amused.

“Uh ...um.” Smooth, thought Nico.

“Shouldn’t we …’the couple thing” Nico burst out,” shouldn’t we ki- “.

Will reached out and pulled his face next to Nico’s with his fingers, touching lips, effectively shutting him up. It was nothing like he ever imagined, not wet, not soppy, not short, but a long warm kiss with a lot of sincerity and affection in it. Cold lips touched warm and the radiant love and warmth emanating from Will’s lips made Nico practically melt into his lips. They were in a true love story, thought Nico. All his life, this had never seemed possible, but with Will, anything was possible. They finally broke away when they heard a resounding crash.

They looked up to see a gobsmacked waitress holding up an empty tray, with two spilled broken glass cups of coffee on the floor. . They looked at each other and laughed, leaving Nico feeling warmer than ever before.