All but just forgotten..

Stuff

[brittany-murphy]

[girllenin]

‘which hogwarts house are you’ quiz:

which of these  d o you like most  :

- being Brave

- reading the Book

- e v i l

- yellow

[emisomething]

Legally married, and yet…

[privatebarb]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

this should be a Ted talk

[usswnt]

Alex Morgan takes it all in

[as-z-goes]

I love this

[boota]

the whitest show i can think of is friends

[higgzorz-deactivated20151121]

yknow i just watched all of friends and couldnt remember any black people so i looked it up and theres only 18 black ppl with speaking roles in the entire 10 season show ur right that show is white as fuck

[sandandglass]

[lesbeast]

straight dude: im not homophobic im ok with gay guys as long as they dont hit on me *nervous laughter*

lesbian: i dont want straight guys hitting on me

straight dude:

straight dude: WH,AT THE FU CK

[sensitiveblackperson1-deactivat]

And if yall wanna bring up wage gap

this is your wage gap

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[jasonhorton]

[donthitmyfriends]

me: (thinks something mean)

me: dont be fucking rude

[clepse-deactivated20171114]

“i wish i had a british accent”

ah yes, the british accent

the singular british accent

[worlddpleasure-deactivated20260]

Aye there’s three accents in Scotland nae bother

[mothexe-deactivated20160119]

“gays will push their sexuality onto their children”

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

[hollifo]

“Look at little Emma and her future husband! SO cute!” (literally two 3 month olds flailing on a baby mat)   “Ooh, a friend? Is Samantha your GIRLFRIEND, Johnny?” (4 year old boy expressing he has made a friend at school)  “You’ve been friends with Michael for a while now haven’t you? Would you like to marry him when you’re older?” (8 year old girl, male best friend)

[meangirlnurse]

“He’s such a ladies’ man!” (tiny infant responding positively and smiling vacantly in response to the attention of adult human women) 

[jst4kicks]

thank you for opening my mind to this. never thought of it this way.

[feminerds]

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

The hits keep coming.

[constable-frozen]

Elsa..Elsa…Elsa..

[missbeysing]

if straight people gotta change pronouns when they’re singing covers so they don’t sound gay, then asexual singers have every right to replace any and all pronouns with “chicken nuggets”