Lights Will Guide You Home

"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." ~ Oscar Wilde

[wolfmons]

[deejay]

waiting for midnight when you hit the post limit like..

[linda-belcher]

[shadio]

she gets it

[wigglyistough]

I hate this

[charlesoberonn]

What I hope would happen

What would probably happen

[annalovesfiction]

Come on, brat! ϟ I’m here, kid. for: @thatismyninjawaytoo

[d4r1a]

i dont usually quote paris hilton, but she did once say, “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad so you never have to do it again” and this advice has never failed me

[kylie]

*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*

[geneticistlarrie]

[fuckery-inc]

YOOO

[ms-ss]

This should be in a museum somewhere

[chessys]

i hate when u see a photo someone else took of u and ur forced to confront the false image of urself u have created in ur head that u have been imagining has been carrying out ur intentions in the real world

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[chrissongzzz]

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmao the fuck happened?

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

when i was his age my dream was to poop in a bowl like a big boy

[tupacabra]

the academy award goes to me for acting like i give a fuck

[dontknowwhyyouhate]

me: *probably comes off as a little too aggressive to someone*

me: fu ck shit goddamnit they must think im such an asshole they probably think im self-centered and heartless and they hate me fuc k shit shit shit

also me: *probably comes off as a little too timid to someone*

also me: fu ck shit goddamnit they must think im such a drag they probably find me annoying to deal with and hard to talk to and they hate me fuc k shit shit shit

[e9fudkgj-deactivated20140116]

[vivienvalentino]

New Wonder Woman footage looks great.