Pretend I'm not Roblox themed, I'm still figuring this out.

[dontmakemepickthings]

bro im down a shot of vodka in my car while two beautiful butch women fix my car im in fucking heaven right now.

[dontmakemepickthings]

im a passenger. Dont drink and drive.

[dontmakemepickthings]

bro im down a shot of vodka in my car while two beautiful butch women fix my car im in fucking heaven right now.

[b00sh]

I despreatly need someone that I can beat the shit out of and not feel bad about it. I need someone that will insult me for the love of the game, spit blood in my face and get the same kick out of breaking every bone in my body as I would breaking theirs. The important thing is it's for the love of the game and not about anything important. They find me just a little bit annoying and I find them just slightly insufferable and that's it. And most importantly is it can't be sexual or romantic or platonic but a secret forth thing

[dontmakemepickthings]

WOW you miss me.

[b00sh]

..Well are you looking for a fight then?

[dontmakemepickthings]

come fight me fucker

[b00sh]

I despreatly need someone that I can beat the shit out of and not feel bad about it. I need someone that will insult me for the love of the game, spit blood in my face and get the same kick out of breaking every bone in my body as I would breaking theirs. The important thing is it's for the love of the game and not about anything important. They find me just a little bit annoying and I find them just slightly insufferable and that's it. And most importantly is it can't be sexual or romantic or platonic but a secret forth thing

[dontmakemepickthings]

WOW you miss me.

[melanch0lic-mist]

Go, my lesbians

[galacticsabc]

projecting my problems onto Grace (staying up til 2am thinking about all the ways things can go wrong)

[dontmakemepickthings]

I wonder if he can see the star in the sky and notices how it eventually stopped dimming and remained bright, and it stayed that way, so he knew he was successful

[dontmakemepickthings]

"i can fix him"

"i can make him worse"

I can alter his stereochemistry, forcing him to become reliant on medical technology to survive for the remainder of his life.

[dontmakemepickthings]

Saw a lesbian lose her boba at pride. It was like watching an angel lose its wings

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[dontmakemepickthings]

Absolutely blasted last night and smelled my stinky cat and thought "woah.. you smell like a psychonauts character"

[akumeoy]

there should be a backrooms but for lesbian sex

[akumeoy]

yeah i guess this can get notes that's fine

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[jay-rayart]

FLY is a story about a boy who gets a second chance. Help his story take flight June 9th 11am EST on Kickstarter. Thank you for being the wind beneath my wings I hope this story lifts the world to a brighter place.

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[dontmakemepickthings]

help me find meme?

im having trouble finding a meme where its doctors arguing over a diagnostic and the patient is like "which one of you cowards has the balls to perscribe me vicodin" or something like that? help??

i think it was a twitter screenshot but i keep trying to look it up on multiple platforms and it's not coming up anywhere.

[dontmakemepickthings]

got it

[dontmakemepickthings]

help me find meme?

im having trouble finding a meme where its doctors arguing over a diagnostic and the patient is like "which one of you cowards has the balls to perscribe me vicodin" or something like that? help??

i think it was a twitter screenshot but i keep trying to look it up on multiple platforms and it's not coming up anywhere.

[dontmakemepickthings]

I need to stop being roblox themed