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she/her || spaniard || minor || asks: open || don't spam on mailbox and no bots

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YALL. SALMON RUN GOLDEN ROTATION TODAY.

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Does this count as coiny slapping her ass or am I just down bad

she doesn't mind it though...

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unpopular opinion / hot take (as a heavy supporter) :

"heterophobia" doesn't exist but it doesn't excuse badly made jokes about straight ships in fandoms only because they're straight, "it's a joke" whats funny.

also basing ur entire shipping into bottom/top or sub/dom is corny ngl...

[cookierungames]

New update.

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They're already in love omg

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Everything we know about Silent Salt Cookie ++ theories !!

Everything we know about them (I prob missed something here)

Confirmed male on livestream

Wields power of Silence

Past power was Solidarity

Silent Salt Cookie appears to correspond to the Land of Silence/Black Salt Flatland region of Beast-Yeast

The spots on Silent Salt Cookie's helmet resembles the holes of a salt shaker's cap

His pre-corrupted souljam was a different color

Theories

Could possibly have a connection with The Order

Could've had a conversation with Elder Faerie

Seems to have trapped souls (?)

I really think hes gonna talk IN WHISPERS only, but can or will talk normally/shout in the crashout

Whatever makes him need to talk it will be really important

I think atleast one of their assistants will have to do something with witchcraft, as black salt is associated with, you guessed, witchcraft and also because of the Black Salt Flatlands section

He could have a cool ahh castle

[magic-pointss]

Y'all remember dapper squids

Istg I miss them so much they carried Splatoon trends

[fanonical]

in portal, glados forces you to form an attachment to the companion cube, then incinerate it

shortly thereafter, she tries to incinerate you

which could mean nothing

[stupjam]

the mechanic i drew a while back- oh wait

[nether-before]

I don't really have an explanation for this one.

Original jpeg under cut

[naomisheadspaceblogs]

Not Cream Soda Cookie casually walking into the update

[rhodes-1]

BRO ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WAS GOING CRAZY ALL THIS TIME???

OK SO BASICALLY YK HOW I ALWAYS ASSUMED SILENT SALT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MOON CAUSE I THOUGHT THE CRESCENT MOON WAS VISIBLE ON THEIR LITTLE LABEL SCROLL?

THAT THING. RIGHT?? TURNS OUT THATS A FLAME!! AND I NOW KNOW THIS BECAUSE OF THE OTHER SILHOUETTE ART OF THEM

THE SAME FLIPPING CRESCENT SHAPED THING. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS???

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why does the splatoon raiders mc look like chell

guys... White top with a black one underneath, orange pants, tan, dirty, pigtail... and has no voicelines.

[rassicas]

ok um. what's the second worst piece of splatoon lore do u know

thanks for asking! <3

The tanuki statue in Inkopolis plaza has visible testicles in its concept art! you know. as tanuki statues do.

unfortunately it appears to have been castrated for the final game... but appearances are not what they seem.... if you can clip through the building. zoom in closer.

there is in fact, a nutsack clipping through the roof of the building containing the squid sisters studio.

(screenshot is from a model rip of S1 inkopolis plaza. if anyone can get a screenshot to confirm if the balls are there in s3 inkopolis plaza PLEASE let me know)

[moth-amphetamine]

man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*

[moth-amphetamine]

man i REALLY want to do this thing *doesnt do it*

[radiation]

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We got a caramella girls mobile game before GTA 6 I'm crying

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broken machine