My Inner Asylum

boy oh boy, it's been a while

[daily-dose-of-frog]

hey girl, you said need a sexiness check? cuz i just rolled a nat 20 ;)

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lost in the sauce

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WAIT

Reblog this to have your mutuals describe what their first memory of you is

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SewBeautifulx on Etsy

[toastbutteregg]

does anyone else do this?

[everythingfox]

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[markantonys]

wheel of time + onion headlines part 2 (part 1)

[mikkeneko]

not everything bad that happens in the world is because of an oppressive conspiracy actually

“the 40 hour work-week is deliberately designed to keep workers exhausted and downtrodden –” no the forty hour workweek was negotiated by labor power to block the eighty  hour workweek. “american food is full of corn syrup in order to make people obese and sick and weak and unable to revolt against the government –” there are a lot of reasons why Corn is the way it is in the US and this is not any of them. “the concept of ‘coming out’ is a straight conspiracy designed to murder queer people –” please stop

stop assuming that every bad thing that exists is the result of active malice. there is so much in the world that’s bad just by accident, or as an unintended consequence of something else – maybe even something with good intentions. please don’t turn yourself into a conspiracy thinker just with shinier woker labels

[lastvalyrian]

also it doesn’t NEED to be a conspiracy for you to make your point. you can still say the 40 hour work week keeps people exhausted and makes political participation harder, and that corporate interests like it that way!

there doesn’t need to be a conspiracy of the evil 100 richest people on the planet (I see that idea way too much btw) to make this happen. In fact if you are a communist you SHOULD believe that the current conditions are the consequences of the historical forces shaped by material interest. believing in an evil conspiracy is the precise opposite of Marxism and actually what fascists love to do. so maybe consider stopping

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, like, the whole point or historical materialism is to show that these things happen without needing conscious decision making. That’s why it’s materialism.

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[0pabinia]

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An Opabinia forages alongside!

[terrible-tentacle-theatre]

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Can an Anomalocaris perhaps come along? (It promises to play nice and not eat anyone else in the group.)

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A hallucigenia is there because yeah

[jewishpangolin]

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A Wiwaxia joins them

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[fresh-frogs]

At last, frog content! Here we have a fresh batch of lesser Antillean whistling frogs, a type of coquí frog found in the Caribbean !!

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[torterragarden]

Thinking about all the things that could have been (Guillermo del Toro’s H*bbit movies)

[torterragarden]

Thinking about the one that got away (Guillermo del Toro’s H*bbit movies)

[torterragarden]

Feel like pure shit just want him back (Guillermo del Toro directing the H*bbit movies)

[bilbobagginsbrainrotblog]

Some quotes about Del Torro’s Hobbit movies that keep me up at night:

 Del Toro believed that the first film needed to have a different tone than the second one, committing to the feel of a fairy tale. His aim was to alter the aesthetic of The Hobbit from the look and feel of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, making something different. He gathered sketches from older editions of the novel and paintings from fans of the works of Tolkien to inspire the texture and details of the piece. The design of the wargs, for example, was new, as Guillermo felt that Jackson’s design was a little too close to real-world wolves, and Guillermo wanted to emulate the demon wolves found in Norse mythology. [x]

And:

Del Torro: “The only thing I will be pushing for more in these films that the other three are full animatronics and animatronic creatures enhanced with CGI, as opposed to CGI creatures themselves. We really want to take the state-of-the-art animatronics and take a leap ten years into the future with the technology we will develop for the creatures in the movie. We have every intention to do for animatronics and special effects what the other films did for virtual reality.” [x]

AND

Del Toro had a dogged commitment to keeping the film very close in mood and detail to the novel. His two planned films would have followed the story in a meaningful way, using a color code to designate the passage of time as well as Bilbo’s personal journey. His aesthetic would have been fanciful and macabre, focusing on favorite scenes like the contest of riddles between Gollum and Bilbo, which del Toro considers the most beautiful in the book. [x]

[torterragarden]

Of course he wanted to make something different from lotr, he understood that The Hobbit is a very different book from lotr. He sounds so passionate about it 🥺

[amphibianaday]

Little guy wagging her tail, perhaps?

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a beautiful woman named creepy crawly

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I approve of this message

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Holy shit, that's who your icon is

[beggars-opera]

aye

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[hellsingxmisfits]

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