scandal-driven death spiral

Zelda | Queer | Adult | Photo sideblog @sabistarphotos

[zeldahime]

Hi, I’m Zelda! I seem to have enough stuff here that a pinned is beginning to feel like a good idea.

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Stuff I've Made:

Dark Winds:

Vid: Bernie Manuelito: Wildflowers and Wild Horses

Good Omens:

Video: A/C through history in chronological order, Before The Beginning to Can I Hear A Wahoo?

Audio edit: Reverse casting drunk-at-the-bookshop scene

Vids: I'd Lie | For A Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic | How Do You Solve A Problem Like Aziraphale? | Aziraphale Needs A Favor | Stronger than a Storm | Crowley: Gay or European?

Highway to Pail ficlet challenge [Day 1 | AO3 | Squidge]

I Used To Be An Angel Like You, But Then I Took An Arrow To the Thigh (A/C duology)

Soft Omens Snuggle House Challenge ficlets: Idol | Magic | Dear/Deer

Of All The Stars Most Beautiful, an Ineffable Wives fic in Ancient Greece

Eclipse, a Ladyhawke fusion AU

Bow Ties and Burn Marks, a multi-author round robin collab, Aziraphale/Crowley post-s2

MDZS:

Video: Armchopping is not a love language!

Her Reflection in You (JYL/Madam Jin)

The Oriole (JGY/NHS)

Relationship Advice (3zun)

Paradigm Shift (Qin Su-centric)

Wei Wuxian on the bagpipes

Doctor Who

Joke that Seanan McGuire reblogged

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[ao3commentoftheday]

Wait, you can make a second account???

on AO3? yeah

you need to either have a second email address or set up an alias on your existing address - it doesn't matter whether it delivers to the same inbox, what matters is the email addresses need to look different to AO3's back end.

If you're wondering whether this is AO3's official stance, yes it is. They actually recommend it in the FAQ answer for whether you can have an anonymous pseud (you can't). The relevant quote is:

You can set up a second Archive account using a different email address... Post works that you wish to be separate from your original account using that second account. This option is the most secure.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[themerrywolf]

[lighthouse-on-the-sea]

Anthony Head and his pink Nintendo DS

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[pangur-and-grim]

I used to block people who called Pangur ugly, until she reached about 8 years old, and then I was like yeah okay I see it now

[pangur-and-grim]

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[luxus-aeterna]

Essence by Vanity Tintype.

Tintype, 2026

[my-dailydreams]

[theartofbeingblack]

Marjane Satrapi, cartoonist and film director, best known for Persepolis

22 November 1969 - 4 June 2026

[jenny-dreadful]

underrated alternate form of “refusing to throw away a lumber scrap or bit of fabric or old cable bc what if i need it??” is when a random piece of information you picked up years ago while reading suddenly comes in handy. like hell yeah dude, that thing wasn’t even taking up closet space

[jenny-dreadful]

anyway shoutout to Edith Pattou’s East, thank you Edith Pattou’s East, for why i knew how to launder candle wax out of my fucking shirt after spattering candle wax all over my fucking shirt,,

[jenny-dreadful]

okay did we ALL say “i gotta remember this. key info for, what if i have to defeat the troll queen?”

[spiritbladed]

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

[savethelifeofmychild]

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

[slightly-sigilant]

love that fl lures you in with body horror only to stab you in the liver with identity horror. how many of your memories can you lose to the eldritch purple before you're fundamentally a different person? what if you could only escape an oppressive destiny by becoming a fish? are you really human, or are you actually a pile of spiders wearing stolen memories and a very convincing skin-suit? who can say

[nomadic-alternative]

Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before.  But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served.  The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.