Quotes Not to Write on Test Papers

Only some of these are from experience. Others are just a gut feeling.

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I can still remember what each scar was from

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Got no time to talk, I’m a dead girl walking!

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The Belladonna is my favorite flower

(Or really anything from A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder, really)

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It just makes no *sense*!

(This murder was not one of mine!)

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“I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory”

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Why I made this blog

So at the beginning of the year, I was frustrated and kind of bored during a test, waiting for a little bit of divine intervention to help me out. I’m sitting there, and I have the *brilliant* idea to write down some of my feelings in the form of musical theatre song quotes. They weren’t great. (I have a list somewhere, I’ll post it when I find it.) Long story short, the guidance counselor called my parents, thinking that I had serious issues, along the lines of depression and contemplating suicide. Really, I was just being me. That’s what I do when I’m bored- scribble showtunes everywhere. 

The lesson I learned from this? Keep the less socially acceptable quotes off the tests. Instead, they’re all going to go here. On this blog. Hey, it’s an outlet, okay?