Please please please tell me about lemons au and the silly cars that your blorbos of choice would drive
(24 hours of lemons)
max: tells everyone he’s going to drive a tits and ass car but actually rocks up in an ambiguously ironic dated references minions/angry birds/among us car. drives far too aggressively for the event.
daniel: drives a bashed up jetta painted to look like dale earnhardt’s car. he’s there for a good time, you know, he’s just there for a good time, that’s what he tells everyone (he’s actually emotionally invested in the outcome). he gets crashed out by the minions/angry birds/among us car and finds room in his heart to forgive the 18 year old driving it. finds out max is almost 30 and stalks into the local dive bar FURIOUS like a scene from a western saloon.
oscar: drives an incredibly elaborate egg carton car. periodically eggs and chicks peep out. no one can reconcile his 🧍♂️ with the 🎉🐣🐓🥚🎉 car and assumes it was his sisters’ idea (it was his). he has to spin the penalty wheel and gets the marcel marceau memorial “mime your crime” penalty.
carlos: actually drives a tits and ass car. the egg carton car doesn’t give him enough space and an entire butt cheek falls off his volkswagen golf when he’s squeezed against the barrier. after, he watches the driver in white face paint good-naturedly and self-deprecatingly reenacting the crash and gets a tummy ache about it
lewis: roscoe tribute car. keeps getting choked up about it. people don’t know how to react to his sincerity.
nico r: grossly violates the spending limit. his car is just a really nice race car. his penalty is to write a love letter to last year’s winner (lewis). lewis (not paying attention to others) misunderstands and thinks it’s a love letter to roscoe. he’s touched.
alex and george: car that looks like a shopping cart car. TWO steering wheels and they won’t tell you who is driving at any point (it’s obvious because as a passenger alex spins the fake wheel wildly or ignores it at altogether). people “diversity win!” meme them and talk a lot about representation. alex is humiliated and george doesn’t get it/assumes it’s because alex is asian.
