Hurry up and wait

This is me on an iron horse.I play basketball but getting too old for that shit. I sporadically complain about baseball. In another life, I was almost a history teacher but now my office has four wheels and a stretcher. I make really dumb gifs and talk about pens. If you know why Sgt. Murtaugh was driving his wife's station wagon during Lethal Weapon 2, tell me here or here. Goddamnit Donald. Still not on Facebook. #GoCougs

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We're thinking about a trade school in the fall but keeping all our options open.

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In times like these, it's the little things like rolling down your window to give a thumbs down to the cyber truck that's driving past you that get me through.

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Work turkey still partially frozen. Anxiety is rising.

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This country hates women and people of color. We basically hate ourselves.

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At the Jersey Shore (literally) and we're not going to talk about how much this Charmander cost to "win."

[radicalgraff]

“Abolish Golf”

Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.

[ralfmaximus]

A typical golf course uses 200 million gallons of water a year. There are over 16,300 golf courses in the United States.

That's nuts.

[chaoticneurodivergent]

Ngl I hate golf and I'm all for this. They put a golf course in our public park at the expense of hundreds of centuries-old live oak trees. Half of the walk around the park you're just looking at an empty golf course. Like 2 people want to play golf. So annoying.

[sew-birb]

Golf was a game developed in Scotland, where it rains up to 250 days of the year, and where the courses use very hard-wearing grass. The sand in the bunkers is because it used to be played on the coast - these traditional courses are called "Links" courses. The top Links course in Scotland, Royal Dornoch, uses no mains water at all. They have their own rainwater collection system.

It wasn't originally intended to be played in the middle of a desert on lush green turf that takes thousands of gallons of water a day to maintain. Unless you can keep the course alive using only rainwater collection, it shouldn't exist.

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When your kid loves all things Halloween but is also at a memorial service

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*searches YouTube for instructions on a DIY project*

*clicks on link with a lot of views*

*sees guy wearing "taxation is theft" shirt*

*hits back arrow immediately*

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In my adult life, this might be the greatest single day of samples in any trip to Costco ever.

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Shea update: still awesome

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[myspaceshipleavesat10]

Ahahaha I will always reblog anyone dragging iPhones & iPhone users 😂😂😂

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When you put the group text on mute

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Scene: a father and daughter are watching her latest obsession, Madonna's "Vogue" on YouTube:

Daughter: Is it all gray because its very old?

Father, immediately turning into a pile of dust: ...yes.

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Me, after completing a very basic plumbing task

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The Brash, Chaotic, Enduring Taboo of Four Loko

After 15 years, the “blackout in a can” remains a garish reminder of the fine line between pleasure and harm.

I had some OG Four Loko one night in November 2010. It was a day that was a culmination of several independent factors that made going out to party a necessity. And, you guessed it, I blacked out.