bruh

Hey I have a degree that says I'm legally allowed to do art. I like video games and bad jokes.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[64mpg]

hate when i accidentally take life too seriously girl relax we are all playing

[corvid-ia]

[epsee]

once upon a time in Bohemia

[gaybichon]

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

[yaoiblackmold]

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

[madame-vide]

Moomin Spinning in the Void

[vashito]

mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

[vashito]

more big mermaid

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[dingoskidneys]

Fish resemblance

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[nycstark]

a court of thorns and roses. ballad of songbirds and snakes. bowl of macaroni and cheese

[konoko]

[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story