Why are you holding that big cleaver?

I'm Grue! I'm an adult. Stuff will be mildly nsfw over here. 🔞 I'm terrible at tagging, sorry. Feel free to message me, I'm happy to chat!

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

[pea-haw]

big sniffa

[ella-the-ella]

This has probably been done to death and taken as fact by now but... I thought this sums it up well

[helenvaughans]

📢📢📢

[kushanna]

Vampire Hunter D | 吸血鬼ハンターD (1985) dir. Toyoo Ashida

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

"the trans umbrella is transmisogynistic" sure, if you see trans women as completely different from all other trans people. Which could mean nothing

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

"who's even allowed to want to be a girl" I swear to god, lady, listen to trans people who aren't like you, that have different opinions. These people(transmedicalists) plug their ears and go "lalala"

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

and I mean Listen. Not just talk over them and hear what you want to hear

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[garaks-padded-cell]

americans be like dude learning to drive isnt that bad but they dont know youre in ireland sharing a lane with a horse who is a bad person. And the horse and the instructor are friends and he keeps dapping the horse up through the window. And the horse called you a bitch under his breath so quiet the driving instructor is trying to convince you that you must have misheard him but you didnt. and theres a roundabout coming up and the horse didnt indicate

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[magicalastronomies]

when you're petting a cat and the cat raises its tail it's to let you know that that's where the cat ends

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[thefloatingstone]

I'm really amused at the idea of Rocky having one-sided beef with Stratt.

[the-quasar-hero]

“Why does this character have to be Black?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[peachdoxie]

One of the funniest things in Harrow the Ninth is Gideon repeatedly commenting on Harrow not knowing what the end of a sword is called