Why are you holding that big cleaver?

I'm Grue! I'm an adult. Stuff will be mildly nsfw over here. 🔞 I'm terrible at tagging, sorry. Feel free to message me, I'm happy to chat!

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[browsethestacksofficial]

Storm

Art by Kris Anka

[letmebegaytodd]

Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”

[letmebegaytodd]

You know what happy pride to those two guys

[letmebegaytodd]

[moxleyrollins]

AEW: SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER | 06.10.26

[background-character-341]

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[moderate-irritation]

And you may ask yourself, where is my chronological dash?

And you may ask yourself, where is the following-only option?

And you may ask yourself, who are these people?

And you may ask yourself, why are there so many videos?

[memorycycle]

deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

[sophsun1]

The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[castironfrying-pan]

@elodieunderglass please enjoy this horrible thing with legs that I just saw

[elodieunderglass]

So charming, dont mind if i do!!

[mythicalartistx]

KH4 is soon and the hiatus is probably over, collect your star ⭐

[mapleejay]

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

[mapleejay]

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

[retrogamingblog2]

[digital-magus]

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[balchoth]

Details of the "Spirit Bag" by La Lune

[spamton2thesequel]

me when i'm holding a potato of unremarkable temperature

[browningtons]

lmao bruh

[dark-scape]

Other actors: "I want to branch out."

Hamish Linklater: "I want to corner the fuck out of the tiniest possible market."

[dailycatsblog]