Le savais-tu ?

Oui, je le savais-tu

[bebx]

And may your pets always stay healthy ♡

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[illusoryfem]

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[positivestress]

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[rozzed]

why not have the reader re-read a sentence now and then? it won't hurt him....

[greenleavesandwarmbreezes]

[hozierswift]

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

[8syntheticanimal8]

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[icantdothistodaybruh]

Sebaciel week 2026 | Day 1 | Summer

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[melonisopod]