Madi B. (not the rapper)

[aesthetic-bbyg]

ugh the feminine need to live a peaceful, domestic life in some quiet small village with him.

[thelhc]

nobody has been there for me like the ‘x reader’ tag has been there for me

[d3luliv]

Having a bad day, read x reader! Having a good one, read x reader! Bored, read x reader!

All in all, live, laugh, love x reader!

[depsidase]

[toastbutteregg]

youre lying if you claim youve never done this

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

the ENTIRE point of johnny bravo is that he doesn’t get laid. he is NOT a himbo and i WILL NOT tolerate people saying he is

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[rift-master]

I hate to break this to you pal but Johnny's creator says he does get laid off screen but any success he recieves on the show isn't comedic so they don't talk about it. He's shroedingers' himbo

[kirbyfanneox]

He was literally thrown into a volcano as a “virgin sacrifice” and the volcano spat him back out.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Can’t believe Johnny Bravo got slutshamed by a volcano.

[crystalleena-deactivated2022101]

[captain-palestine]

[curiooftheheart]

[awwww-cute]

[roachpatrol]

o captain, my captain

[eunnieboo]

thinking about her

[smt4]

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

[gentlemanbones]

[skyakafreckles]

He surely doesn’t

[txztxz-deactivated20200602]

Fort worth, Texas 2017

[hex-objekt]

Direct Action in front of the Panda Express

[jaded-not-tragic-mulatta]

I heard Hank Hill’s voice while reading that.

[autie-j]

Me whenever I get a new special interest/hyperfixation:

[niggazinmoscow]

I will never get tired of this

[the-memedaddy]

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[siverwrites]

SOME people appreciate a good performance.

[huyosumi]

ADORABLE

[transmortifried]

god imagine going on a pub date with your girlfriend and a goose famous across the village for being horrible shows up and very politely puts on a show for the two of you. what a magical date that would be.

[jakemorph]

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

[jakemorph]

Cain really did fuck around and find out

[nyanbinyuri]

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

i miss her so much i think about her every single day (the local library)