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Louise / 19 ans / ancienne Terminale L / Serpentard / Peut-être future comédienne / Sait faire cuire des pâtes / Fangirl de temps à autre

[mynameisnoelle]

how did we let a piano not on fire win

[donttrustinkarma]

Les vrais gagnants de l’Eurovision

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

WE WERE ROBBED, FRANCE WAS FUCKING ROBBED

[izzymalec]

petition to cancel the jury votes

[partywithponies]

Cyprus: *gives twelve points to Greece*

All of Europe:

[homelanders]

[je-fais-ce-que-je-veux]

le “rien n’est joué, le vote du public peut tout changer” c’est vraiment nous après chaque exam quand on calcule les coeff pour savoir si on va aux rattrapages

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

You know the UK has truly lost its mind when they’re giving points to France

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

Can they all stop giving the points in French because the teasing IS JUST MEAN

[sawthepanda]

“Europe start voting now!”

[sughost]

congrats to all the eurovision countries for not getting last place cause madonna already got it

[undomielle]

Madonna: no matters what happens, you are all winners

European countries:

[kurukka]

[canyonemoon]

madonna: *gives a very american motivational speech and tries to be funny*

europeans:

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

I need an Abba medley, cancel Madonna and just do a improv Mamma Mia

[lysthorne]

“Le petit Suisse si je peux m'exprimer ainsi” alors Stéphane comment te dire qu'après ta remarque sur la gorge profonde tu peux tout te permettre.

[justme-ms]

Welcome home, Australia :D

[kurukka]

And goodbye UK

[girlsfrommars]

The UK is still a part of Europe… The European Union is not the same as Europe. The Eurovision song festival is for Europe as a whole, not the EU. It is a bit strange countries like Australia and Israel are included, but yeah, it’s nice to see something that isn’t about the USA for a change

[kurukka]

No, no, I’m actually disavowing UK this year

[girlsfrommars]

May I present this headline to you?

[kurukka]

Wtf

[barricadeatdawn]

“you’re all winners” no madonna this is war not an optimistic american singing contest