good times

radish - she/her - infp - pan??? - my queue is at least 30 years long

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[birdsquirrel]

2018 Meme Predictions

replying to articles about the last cutting edge tech with “but can i eat it? is it edible?”

rickrolling but “never gonna give you up” is dubbed over news stories about various political figures resigning

“that’s not a horse”

[australian yelling]

“she’s not available for comment”

plato’s allegory of the cave

mailing sledgehammers

describing things as “vorpal”

applying the same filter to a photo 12 times

moleman from the simpsons

[wern]

for some reason i read this as a list of favourite memes 2017 and my brain fabricated detailed memories of almost every single one of them

[janet-snakeholemacklin]

TREAT YO SELF, 2015!

(First aired October 13, 2011)

[moorepls]

IT’S’ TREAT YO SELF DAY Y’ALL!!!!!! Everybody do something fantastic for themselves today!

[praying]

[phantasmalandresplendant]

me, every time tranz comes on

[slashd-deactivated20180902]

yeah, laurie and annie were best friends! the greatest gal pals! totally 100% heterosexual! no subtext here! totally not girlfriends!

[del-is-my-waifu]

kourtney kardashian……………seen with 2d……………….am i having a stroke

[donutwaferbagel]

op wheres the link

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Homer, Walt Whitman, Carson McCullers, Ray Bradbury, John Steinbeck, Shakespeare, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on August 19, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[homobf]

please help two trans men from going homeless

i never expected things to come to this, but my boyfriend, @bitterwort and i have hit quite the road bump. we’re really struggling, unfortunately, for housing and food. as the summer school semester comes to a close, our summer housing is kicking us out and we’re basically homeless for two weeks until the fall semester begins and housing opens up. we would both go home to our families, but they’re two (my family) and six (my boyfriend’s family) hours away from our college campus, and they’re also highly emotionally and sometimes even physically abusive. we also both have jobs that require our permanent residence in our college town. we’ve run out of food stamps this month which we split among each other, can barely afford to pay for gas to and from work, i haven’t even started my new job yet, need to pay our invoice for a storage unit, need to pay to use a washer and dryer, and my car is in the shop right now and i’m expected to pay the mechanic $100 dollars for reinstalling the car’s belt. my boyfriend has an emotional support cat, and we’re also struggling to keep her fed and happy alongside us. 

i’m swallowing my pride here, it’s embarrassing, and i would never ask if it weren’t serious. if you could help out with a few dollars or even just reblog this so we can breathe and know we can eat for the evening, maybe even snag a cheap hotel until we can find someone to take us in for the two weeks. anything and everything helps thank you.

paypal.me/masonb98

cash.me/$masonb98

venmo.com/boykinmason 

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[cara-likes-cereal-deactivated20]

Save a lesbian from conversion therapy

My name is Cara and I live with my abusive family. My mom saw me kiss a girl and shaved my head

This was me before

This is me right now

She’s sending me to conversion therapy in a week and I really need funds to get a room before that happens.

I have a Venmo where my username is @CaraSchaum

Every bit helps! Thank you

If you can’t donate please reblog

[zsnes]

tumblr post

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

comment

[jacequilart]

this sounds suspiciously aphobic or possibly terfy

[donutwaferbagel]

supernatural gif

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[aerixi]

[hol-hot-wholesome]

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

[thehangryslush]

I literally just accidentally read a post about a haunted hospital. This was amazing timing.

[nottobecrossed]

I just want majestic deer on my dash…..

[greenpaladinofnature-blog]

Nature and water.

[unoriginallobster-deactivated20]

Majestic deer

[mosoli]

im still laughing at this

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now