princess

[asundergrowth]

Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness

Thank you king

[hughsdancies]

[greatfay]

[thebootydiaries]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[soulsingerinasessionband]

booty shorts that say “but do you feel held by him?” on the ass

[nocontextgoodplace]

[pajamaben]

*picks up dog’s left paw* no wedding ring? interesting

[dailytwitterposts]

[catwitching]

[jdoegainer]

I will never not reblog Lee Lin Chin

[fatbelly19-deactivated20240617]

An Aussie icon

[channinglovesjoss]

[highkoos]

Mannnnnnnnnn........... no one has ever shot their shot like this before....

[this-antigravity-deactivated201]

when i was like 6 i made a poptropica character and the oldest age you could pick was 15 and i distinctly remember saying “good thing nobody lives that long”

[velvetys]

You're trying to make it look like I think Coolsville sucks!

[anicream]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[hungwy]

I feel like I should be a top even though ive never fucked bc i know the breeds of cars and can drink carbonated piss

why do you all treat my blog like an open source diary

[intotrouble]

[manynamedshe]

People who perform manual labor should be not only given high and liveable wages, but unlimited access to healthcare and physical therapy to help manage the myriad conditions that come from doing back-breaking work.

Like this is not an absurd concept. It bothers me that people think that it is.