some kind of creation

she/they, constantly rotating fictional characters in my head. usually on my last fuck

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

PLEASE SHE HAS TO FUCK HER NARRATIVE FOIL OR SHE’LL DIE

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[rakkzi]

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[starridge]

this guy

[boxenstopp]

an ode to my online friends (i love you)

[toothwormfactory]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[gum088]

when did you start being yourself?

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

[mouth-less]

[vitabreva]

[barkysharky]

[harpieisthecarpie]

[courtesycalling]

[pangur-and-grim]

also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse

[the-sea-wolfe]

Not gonna lie, that made me do a double take.

Not because of the vet wrap, it's great stuff and I keep some at home myself for first aid purposes.

But because that colour is considered euthanasia green in a lot of vet clinics here including mine and we ONLY use it for animals we are euthanising. We will literally continue restraining a squirming dog or cat while someone restocks the drawer if we open it to find only the euthanasia green vet wrap than use this because we consider using it for a healthy patient to be a bad omen...

[pangur-and-grim]

they're going to put me down? :(

[angst-fairy]

Has anyone checked if op is still alive?..... for no particular reason

[pangur-and-grim]

I think op passed on

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[ectojammer-deactivated20170613]

Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

[witchcraftsource]

Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996-2003)

[woman-becomer]

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

[woman-becomer]

things felt so far:

humidity

[woman-becomer]

shame