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miiriya

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😂

milamai

Windy coffee break 🗻 (by Milamai)

recoversuggestions

growth isn’t always constant. relapses happen. it doesn’t erase all your success.

tinderventure

Winning line

d0nn0

When u bang ur toe on the table, add a pic im on mobile

greatfay

OWIE!

ajyea-deactivated20180822

is this gay porn

d0nn0

no it’s when you bang your toe on the table can’t you see?

cottagemore

earthly activities

1. plant herbs. it’s not very difficult and doesn’t take up much space.

2. learn to embroider.

3. walk barefoot on grass.

4. bake bread! there a plenty of recipes online. you don’t even need yeast for some of them.

5. brew sun tea on a sunny day.

6. go for a picnic on an old, soft blanket.

7. make birdseed ornaments for the yard.

8. sunbathe (just be sure to wear sunscreen!!)

9. do some light cleaning or organizing around the house. sweep dust and cobwebs away.

10. scrapbook, or print and keep a little box of photos for memories.

11. write a handwritten letter with your favorite pen.

12. sign up for a local gardening class.

13. raise chickens.

14. build a bird house.

15. press flowers and put them in a journal or frame them.

#This is a list of my aesthetics in life and have been known to follow 10 of these regularly

youjustgotlawyered

When you feel that first cramp:

hirsuteandcute

Me: I love my body!!

Ovaries: Oh thank y-

Me:

bob-belcher

Happy International Women’s Day!

valtsv

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

bluelixn

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests

nightingaletrash

@andauril

pagesofkenna

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This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM

pepgold

penny-anna

‘Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien — and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years — you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you can’t imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and you’ve got an incomplete world.’ George R R Martin (source)

no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if I’m just like, no george… you can’t imagine hobbits having sex. ;P

penny-anna

FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.

ashi-sewehitsanethe

Georgey boy here forgetting Sam’s 13 kids.

penny-anna

he didn’t forget about them. he just doesn’t understand where they came from.

ashi-sewehitsanethe

That’s even funnier, then.

penny-anna

george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where… where did they all come from…….

scarlet-silverweaver

this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing

ailurinae

It really does

boopednose

HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN

experimental-sponge

“When we are going to have sex?”

“…We’ve already had it.”

“We’ve had it once, yes. What about second sex?”

acutelesbian

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

fat-thin-skinny

this fucks me up every single time

acutelesbian

I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I’ve written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class.

After my teacher introduced us to this theory, she asked us, “is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?” We were all a bunch of teenagers. Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we’d never have a lasting relationship of any sort.

She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed. At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice.

Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the “feeling of love” had vanished or faded and they weren’t happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation.

The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with.

The divorced ones said they chose to walk away.

Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I’ve never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I’ve chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days.

I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again.