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Claire Keane
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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JBB: An Artblog!
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@doodlezblog
Windy coffee break š» (by Milamai)
growth isnāt always constant. relapses happen. it doesnāt erase all your success.
Winning line
When u bang ur toe on the table, add a pic im on mobile
OWIE!
is this gay porn
no itās when you bang your toe on the table canāt you see?
earthly activities
1. plant herbs. itās not very difficult and doesnāt take up much space.
2. learn to embroider.
3. walk barefoot on grass.
4. bake bread! there a plenty of recipes online. you donāt even need yeast for some of them.
5. brew sun tea on a sunny day.
6. go for a picnic on an old, soft blanket.
7. make birdseed ornaments for the yard.
8. sunbathe (just be sure to wear sunscreen!!)
9. do some light cleaning or organizing around the house. sweep dust and cobwebs away.
10. scrapbook, or print and keep a little box of photos for memories.
11. write a handwritten letter with your favorite pen.
12. sign up for a local gardening class.
13. raise chickens.
14. build a bird house.
15. press flowers and put them in a journal or frame them.
When you feel that first cramp:
Me: I love my body!!
Ovaries: Oh thank y-
Me:
Happy International Womenās Day!
me when i get a New Interestā¢ļø that iām excited to share with everyone:
my long-suffering friends and followers:
That one mutual who shares all of your new interestsĀ
@andauril
This is legitimately the funniest thing that has ever happened on MBMBAM
āLife is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien ā and I do, he was a giant of fantasy and a giant of literature, and I think he wrote a great book that will be read for many years ā you do have to wonder where all those Hobbits came from, since you canāt imagine Hobbits having sex, can you? Well, sex is an important part of who we are. It drives us, it motivates us, it makes us do sometimes very noble things and it makes us do sometimes incredibly stupid things. Leave it out, and youāve got an incomplete world.ā George R R Martin (source)
no disrespect to george rr martin but this quote cracks me up bcos every time i see if Iām just like, no george⦠you canāt imagine hobbits having sex. ;P
FOUND IT & I say again: I can imagine hobbits having sex just fine.
Georgey boy here forgetting Samās 13 kids.
he didnāt forget about them. he just doesnāt understand where they came from.
Thatās even funnier, then.
george rr martin, looking at the gamgee family tree and crying: wh-where⦠where did they all comeĀ fromā¦ā¦.
this man is apparently under the impression that we need sex scenes to understand that sex exists in any given story universe and honestly that explains so much about his writing
It really does
HOBBITS FUCK GOOD AND THEY FUCK OFTEN
āWhen we are going to have sex?ā
āā¦Weāve already had it.ā
āWeāve had it once, yes. What about second sex?ā
A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their loverās once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.
this fucks me up every single time
I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds Iāve written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class.
After my teacher introduced us to this theory, she asked us, āis love a feeling? Or is it a choice?ā We were all a bunch of teenagers. Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, weād never have a lasting relationship of any sort.
She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed. At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice.
Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the āfeeling of loveā had vanished or faded and they werenāt happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation.
The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with.
The divorced ones said they chose to walk away.
Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. Iāve never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. Iāve chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days.
I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again.
YALL IM SCREAMING. WHAT DID I MAKE
Animated movies come in two varieties
A work of art, a masterpiece, a gift from the gods, pass the tissuesĀ
Well it got your kids to shut up for an hour and a half at least
Will u join the challenge?
is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something imĀ not aware of?Ā
i cannot believe im this fucking stupidĀ