Life™

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[what-even-is-thiss]

When you see a little boy sharing something with one of his friends

When you’re talking at your cat in a baby voice

When you’re an internet native trying to express affection for a man that’s a decade older than you

How your grandma describes you when she’s politely gossiping with her friends about how you can’t take a punch

When you want a rap name

[big-collection-of-chaos]

Sanders Sides Videos + Onion Headlines

I honestly don’t know if this is funny or not

[randomslasher]

This isn’t funny, this is hysterical 

@thatsthat24

[sanders-sides-thuri]

OMG, these are AMAZING

@thatsthat24

[tinysidestrashcaptain]

@thatsthat24 please see this

[sandersstudies]

[sixohthree]

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

[greentracksuitgohan-deactivated]

I’m a Leo and that’s why I am so not sure what I gotta about it

[neo-soulless]

I’m a gemini and that’s why I buy some molly for her past gruffness and blamed it on me.

[4444555666777888999]

I’m a Leo and you’re being fair and I don’t want to be like you

[jupitersflytrap]

i am a leo and that’s why y’all have got a big smile on ya face

[sorceryninja]

Im a scorpio and thats why I’m gay

[eclectichedgehog]

I’m a Scorpio and that’s why I’m not 💯

[jesusonafrickinboat]

I’m a Libra and that’s why I don’t want to be in the office tomorrow

[doodly-is-a-noob]

I'm a capricorn and thats why you don't want me in my room

[dankmemeuniversity]

[candyredterezii]

fuck your zodiac sign test bullshit I test our compatibility based on our assigned zodiac trolls.

[candyredterezii]

Ooh.. you’re an Eridan and I’m a Feferi.. 😬 yeah this isn’t gonna work out.

[persianflaw]

the best homestuck characters, a definitive ranking by someone who has read very little homestuck

the mayor of can town

kanaya

the cute salamanders john hangs out with

[solarpunksoftie]

Op you’re just right, good job

[daily-daves]

sorry cant hear u

[antearograde]

[louisyuria]

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[spectrumtwelve-deactivated20240]

i bought my sister that bag

[andlaughatgildedbutterflies]

My best friend has the purse and it’s so nice because of the mesh in between lets her crumbs just fall out instead of accumulate which is nice, haha

[mittzz]

I have this. Really nice purse 😂

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

[teathattast]

It’s science

[anchovy-official]

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching 

[tokai-teio]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

(x)

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

By the lamp

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Or on a cloth

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

There’s nothing sweeter

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

than a Moth!

[flappy-derkins]

In the grass

[flappy-derkins]

By the lake

[flappy-derkins]

There is nothing sneakier

[flappy-derkins]

Than a snake 🐍

[mango-dolphin]

when you

[mango-dolphin]

hrngh

[mango-dolphin]

you

[mango-dolphin]

BEE

[yoyokind]

aND THEN YOU ENGAGE IN FIERCE BATTLE, wITH THE CREATURES,

:33 < oh just like in real life!

uHHHHH,

[thieves--of--prophecies]

*:•°✧~rb to call notch ugly uwu~✧°•:*

[fandomshavecollided]

I read that radically blurring an image makes it funny for no reason and I tried it, and honestly I can’t stop laughing.