"How many Ricks does it take to defeat one Jerry?"
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@doofus-j3rry
"How many Ricks does it take to defeat one Jerry?"
Send "Grab" for your muse to grab mine's wrist, preventing them from leaving.
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"I swear, just when I think I've seen everything."
@doofus-j3rry
WHAT DOES THIS MMEAN???
d-do you h-h-HAVE ANY SUGARY TREATS WITH YOU??
"You Ricks are like cockroaches. You're everywhere. And no, I don't have sugary treats with me. Why would I?"
Send ⥂ For Our Muses To Swap Bodies For A Thread!
"I don't need to be aggressive to steal another Jerry's wife. All I need to do is make her feel loved, which shouldn't be a hard task-"
Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!
"Here are your daily affirmations. I am better than you. You will never be as good as me. Stop trying."
"I hope that helps."
"If Morty was my son, he wouldn't be such a pathetic kid. Oh well, hes not my problem. "
Why do you take pleasure in bullying your kind?
"My kind? They're barely my kind. I think you might have more in common with them than I do-"
Billie Eilish … sentence starters
“I’m not your baby.”
“I think you’re pretty.”
“Crying isn’t like you.”
“I’m the bad guy, duh.”
“So you’re a tough guy…”
“I like when you get mad.”
“Wait ‘til the world is mine.”
“Baby, I don’t feel so good.”
“She’ll pity the men I know.”
“I’m only good at being bad.”
“All the good girls go to hell.”
“Why don’t you run from me?“
“Too intoxicated to be scared.”
“I like it when you take control.”
“I love you. And I don’t want to.”
“You should see me in a crown.”
“I like the way they all… scream.”
“Hurts, but I know how to hide it.”
“I’m not okay, I feel so scattered.”
“Was I made from a broken mold?“
“The debt I owe, gotta sell my soul.”
“Bruises on both my knees for you.”
“Don’t you know too much already?“
“You just want what you can’t have.”
“Only you know the way that I break.”
“Please, please… Don’t leave me be.”
“Don’t you know I’m no good for you?“
“You really know how to make me cry.”
“I do what I want when I’m wanting to.”
“Can’t commit to anything but a crime.”
“It’s not true… tell me I’ve been lied to.”
“I’ve been watching you for some time.”
“I never really know how to please you.”
“I just wish you could feel what you say.”
“I hope someday I’ll make it out of here.”
“But, it’s cold and I don’t wanna be lonely.”
“I know you don’t care, but can you listen?“
“Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie.”
“I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be?”
“Need a place to hide, but I can’t find one near.”
“Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first.”
“Make the same mistakes. Blame circumstance.”
“Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now.”
“Can’t you tell I’m crass? Can’t you tell I’m wired?“
“I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay.”
“I just wanted to protect you, but now I’ll never get to.”
“If you think I’m pretty, you should see me in a crown.”
“You know I’m not your friend without some greenery.”
“But, we knew right from the start that you’d fall apart.”
“Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me?“
“I can’t afford to love someone who isn’t dying by mistake.”
“I wanna be alone… alone with you, does that make sense?”
“I just never know how you feel. Do you even feel anything?”
“Creeping around like no one knows, think you’re so criminal.”
“Even if you know that you don’t own me, I’ll let you play the role.”
“If ‘I love you’ was a promise, would you break it, if you’re honest?”
“Pearly gates look more like a picket fence once you get inside ‘em.”
“Wore my heart out on a chain around my neck, but now it’s missing.”
“I just wanna make you feel okay, but all you do is look the other way.”
“If you need me, wanna see me, better hurry, ‘cause I’m leaving soon.”
“Tore my shirt to stop you bleeding, but nothing ever stops you leaving.”
“I’m gonna run this nothing town. Watch me make ‘em bow one by one by one.”
“Call my friends and tell them that I love them, and I’ll miss them, but I’m not sorry.”
“Don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. Learned my lesson way too long ago.”
"Jerry's under every single rock, I swear."
@doofus-j3rry
5-S8F3: Damnit
J-666: Holy fuck there's two-
*8-FG21 and 5-S8F3(B) are just clinging to each other in horror, as 10-JHI7 was visibly giving zero fucks. Maybe he didn't notice, either way he definitely didn't seem to care.*
J-666: Wh- There was a first one- Now there's a second one- I-
*He fucking implodes (joking).*
"Yes, well. Do I need to explain the concept of infinite dimensions to you? There was bound to be some Jerry's that didn't suck."
5-S8F3: Okay, I think I was right about the d-bag comment 💢
10-JHI7: He ain't wrong though...
*He mumbled, just sipping iced coffee and not giving a damn, a hell, not even a dime.*
"Jealousy is a terrible thing, Gerald. Sorry I forgot your name-"
5-S8F3: What am I supposed to be jealous of? >:c
*10-JHI7 just fucking claps, due to the fact someone finally got the name right.*
"Oh, I don't know. That I'm you but better. That I'm everything your wife wants you to be. That I can beat up Rick."
5-S8F3: Ironic because I'm not seeing a ring on that finger. Also!! Anyone can beat up Rick, you just have to get him when no one's looking \>:(
"I was too busy with your wife to get one of my own."
8-FG21: ...There's no way you have our wives 🤔
J-666: Don't test him, he will steal our lifemates and side mates if he feels like it
"Lucky for you, I'm busy with stuff that actually matters. Your wives can wait."
4-SDFH(B): .....What do you mean ’wait’? 😰
"What do you think I mean? Tell your Beth that a Jerry worth her time said hi. Actually no wait, I'll tell when I visit next."
"Jerry's under every single rock, I swear."
@doofus-j3rry
5-S8F3: Damnit
J-666: Holy fuck there's two-
*8-FG21 and 5-S8F3(B) are just clinging to each other in horror, as 10-JHI7 was visibly giving zero fucks. Maybe he didn't notice, either way he definitely didn't seem to care.*
J-666: Wh- There was a first one- Now there's a second one- I-
*He fucking implodes (joking).*
"Yes, well. Do I need to explain the concept of infinite dimensions to you? There was bound to be some Jerry's that didn't suck."
5-S8F3: Okay, I think I was right about the d-bag comment 💢
10-JHI7: He ain't wrong though...
*He mumbled, just sipping iced coffee and not giving a damn, a hell, not even a dime.*
"Jealousy is a terrible thing, Gerald. Sorry I forgot your name-"
5-S8F3: What am I supposed to be jealous of? >:c
*10-JHI7 just fucking claps, due to the fact someone finally got the name right.*
"Oh, I don't know. That I'm you but better. That I'm everything your wife wants you to be. That I can beat up Rick."
5-S8F3: Ironic because I'm not seeing a ring on that finger. Also!! Anyone can beat up Rick, you just have to get him when no one's looking \>:(
"I was too busy with your wife to get one of my own."
8-FG21: ...There's no way you have our wives 🤔
J-666: Don't test him, he will steal our lifemates and side mates if he feels like it
"Lucky for you, I'm busy with stuff that actually matters. Your wives can wait."
"Jerry's under every single rock, I swear."
@doofus-j3rry
5-S8F3: Damnit
J-666: Holy fuck there's two-
*8-FG21 and 5-S8F3(B) are just clinging to each other in horror, as 10-JHI7 was visibly giving zero fucks. Maybe he didn't notice, either way he definitely didn't seem to care.*
J-666: Wh- There was a first one- Now there's a second one- I-
*He fucking implodes (joking).*
"Yes, well. Do I need to explain the concept of infinite dimensions to you? There was bound to be some Jerry's that didn't suck."
5-S8F3: Okay, I think I was right about the d-bag comment 💢
10-JHI7: He ain't wrong though...
*He mumbled, just sipping iced coffee and not giving a damn, a hell, not even a dime.*
"Jealousy is a terrible thing, Gerald. Sorry I forgot your name-"
5-S8F3: What am I supposed to be jealous of? >:c
*10-JHI7 just fucking claps, due to the fact someone finally got the name right.*
"Oh, I don't know. That I'm you but better. That I'm everything your wife wants you to be. That I can beat up Rick."
5-S8F3: Ironic because I'm not seeing a ring on that finger. Also!! Anyone can beat up Rick, you just have to get him when no one's looking \>:(
"I was too busy with your wife to get one of my own."
"Jerry's under every single rock, I swear."
@doofus-j3rry
5-S8F3: Damnit
J-666: Holy fuck there's two-
*8-FG21 and 5-S8F3(B) are just clinging to each other in horror, as 10-JHI7 was visibly giving zero fucks. Maybe he didn't notice, either way he definitely didn't seem to care.*
J-666: Wh- There was a first one- Now there's a second one- I-
*He fucking implodes (joking).*
"Yes, well. Do I need to explain the concept of infinite dimensions to you? There was bound to be some Jerry's that didn't suck."
5-S8F3: Okay, I think I was right about the d-bag comment 💢
10-JHI7: He ain't wrong though...
*He mumbled, just sipping iced coffee and not giving a damn, a hell, not even a dime.*
"Jealousy is a terrible thing, Gerald. Sorry I forgot your name-"
5-S8F3: What am I supposed to be jealous of? >:c
*10-JHI7 just fucking claps, due to the fact someone finally got the name right.*
"Oh, I don't know. That I'm you but better. That I'm everything your wife wants you to be. That I can beat up Rick."
"Jerry's under every single rock, I swear."
@doofus-j3rry
5-S8F3: Damnit
J-666: Holy fuck there's two-
*8-FG21 and 5-S8F3(B) are just clinging to each other in horror, as 10-JHI7 was visibly giving zero fucks. Maybe he didn't notice, either way he definitely didn't seem to care.*
J-666: Wh- There was a first one- Now there's a second one- I-
*He fucking implodes (joking).*
"Yes, well. Do I need to explain the concept of infinite dimensions to you? There was bound to be some Jerry's that didn't suck."
5-S8F3: Okay, I think I was right about the d-bag comment 💢
10-JHI7: He ain't wrong though...
*He mumbled, just sipping iced coffee and not giving a damn, a hell, not even a dime.*
"Jealousy is a terrible thing, Gerald. Sorry I forgot your name-"
[Only rping as a doofus cause I wanted to rp with doofus :(]