Ohio Wesleyan's Offical Humor Magazine

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What interning in state government does to a mf

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Is this too niche?

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Every 14 year old so excited that patroclus and achilles were gay for each other in Ancient Greece. Like yeah everyone was. It’s more surprising that Aeneas was straight in Troy.

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Why did Nolan cast Matt Damon as Odysseus and Tom Holland as Telemachus when Denzel Washington and Ayo Edebiri were right there.

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Sean Baker is like the John Steinbeck of sex workers

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"Girls want Mr. Darcy" yeah but freaks want David Cronenburg's Crash (1996) on blu-ray

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pussy so good he forgets about his gods-given quest

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this is the post that single handedly inspired this accounts conception

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She Mumford on my Sons til I Sigh No More

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The first episode of One Tree Hill:

Nathan: Heyyy you wanna go tip a few cows with me maybe?

Peyton: Ehh no I don't think so

Nathan: YOU BITCH GO BE A EMO LOSER ALONE IN YOUR CLOSET

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I’m coining the term “bullshit all the way down” NO ONE needs to know where I got that one. It was all me.

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Josh Schwartz the man you are

How did this man have a hand in creating The O.C, Chuck, Gossip Girl, Hart of Dixie, The Runaways, The Carrie Diaries, and Looking for Alaska. He lives inside our brains whether we want him to or not.

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Me going about my day, content with my americanism, academic intellect, and general city slicker attitude

As soon as I watch Yellowstone (2023): God I could NEVER be a cowboy

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every friendship archetype is skully and mulder and every (gay) relationship archetype is merlin and arthur

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chuckle sandwich but its political theory

“Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?” but its "Would you rather have security, but no freedom or freedom, unlimited freedom, but no freedom?"