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Ralph McQuarrie concept art for the Star Wars poster

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything

weonsinnombre

clonehub

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

once-a-lurker

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

clonehub

I noticed that the old “Anakin v Obi-Wan to the tune of Pitbull’s Fireball” post was broken so I made my own.

#hope op doesnt mind. this ones not as good #star wars #obi wan #anakin #prequels #rots

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

Super excited for the new star wars show

dookus

There aren't any words in the English language that can describe just how much I want to kick Kylo Ren's ass

dookus

@ Kylo Rylo

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Darth Vader #1 - “No Good Deed…” (2017)

by Chris Eliopoulos & Jordie Bellaire

marinersubmariner

I love this dude, but mostly I’m excited that cable knit sweaters exist in Star Wars

ontareblogs

This looks like a “humans of new york” picture

tarvek-sturmvoraus

beingsofcoruscant.tumblr.com

ohenoch

Thinking about how Oscar Isaac doesn’t use his full name so he isn’t typecasted as a Latino drug dealer only to have Disney make his Latino character have a drug dealer past in episode 9

gomjabbar

every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

prophecyguy

everything about kylo ren gets exponentially more pathetic when you remember that he’s like thirty

goodupstandingcitizen

he’s doing his best

prophecyguy

mysharona1987

Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:

Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.

Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction.

Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.

He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort.

mandatheginger-deactivated20170

Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.

mysharona1987

The point of this scene:

Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him.

“I have superpowers; you don’t!”

But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could?

Thus, Vader is shown up.

cumaeansibyl

Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.

mysharona1987

Yeah, basically’ Han tried.

Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone.