My Stuff (is a stupid title but why change it)

Stuff that I like and random things I find funny...18 & ready to (LEGALLY) kick ass without giving a shit whose it is.

[neverthere12345]

[yourlocalforeign-deactivated202]

B I T C H

[thebackrooms-moved-deactivated2]

tiktok makers on my porch dressed as catgirls: *making ahegao faces and moaning loudly* me: *runs out with a shotgun and shoots up at the air as a warning shot* GIT OUTTA HEARE YA DAMN TIKTOKERS! GIT! tiktok catgirls: *get on all fours and run like deer into the woods*

[okayysophia]

[okayysophia]

[jehovahhthickness]

Shout out to everyone that’s reading this and are actually actively applying this to their lives. Not just reblogging it and lying to themselves that they will get to this point “someday”.

Someday is TODAY.

[marnie-teacat]

Stitch and Lilo remake

[doomgirl96]

Yoooooo

Been gone forever and bitch I’m back cause I’m thirsty af for some venom. Cause let’s be honest who isn’t?

[moontearchild-deactivated202307]

Are y’all forgetting that Eddie literally says Venom is up his ass in the movie?

[make-your-world-magical]

What’s your kink?

Venom catching tear gas cannisters out of midair and crushing them in their mouth

[doodling-and-dying]

[h0pefullyn0tever]

Riot: arE YOU READY TO FUCKIN DIE

Venom: IMMA BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME

[eddiebrocksthrussy]

venom (2018)

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

Anne: I know venom said to kiss Eddie so they could bond with him, but I still think they’re gay.

Dan: Did they use tongue?

Anne:

[thingstolovefor]

[queerdad666-deactivated20151026]

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

[sonofbaldwin]

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

[one-angry-liberal]

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

[teratomarty]

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

[yellow-dress]

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

[destinyrush]

whoever is writing headlines for Bossip deserves a raise

[tastefullyoffensive]

[93gal-deactivated20131124]

Legitness!!

[biinarykid]

i enjoy how they didnt over sexualize their prince costumes. like esp with jasmine. she couldve totally been in aladdin’s vest, but nope. fully clothed. thanks. 

[captainthief]

laughing because Mulan looks the same

[wolfenartistofhetastuck-blog]

things i loved more then i expected, this

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

this is honestly one of my favorite posts ever

[cana-mochi]

Meanwhile the Princes:

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town